Because he was picking up good vibrations.
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Do you have a ticket for that?
You can have my beer if you let me go."
Because he was driving under the influenza......
Give them a ticket for a flight on Malaysian Airlines and hope that they will live up to their reputation!
He tried to skip the Cross walk.
A: It broke the law of gravity!
One to get in and one to get out.
Officer: It was speeding along the information highway.
Everyone who bought his tickets wanted their nickelback
Because they sell more tickets!
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Ticket closed: Forwarded to facilities.
I bought the Groupon but can't make it :(
He was exceeding the feed limit!
Loitering "I didn't drop trash" - No. Loitering. "You talk funny" - It's not- "I'm putting this on Twoiter"
Policeman: It was a moving violation.
