What's this ticket, officer?

Loitering "I didn't drop trash" - No. Loitering. "You talk funny" - It's not- "I'm putting this on Twoiter"

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Talk Jokes More Talk Jokes

What's the difference between an introverted physicist and an extroverted physicist?

An extroverted physicist looks at shoes when they're talking to you.

What do you get if you cross a parrot with a shark ?

A bird that will talk you ear off !

Drop Jokes More Drop Jokes

What did the douchebag say to the chemist when he dropped his beaker?

U mad scientist?

What happened when the joker dropped an elephant carrying a ten ton weight on Batman and Robin?

They became flatman and ribbon. has left the building.

Trash Jokes More Trash Jokes

Why do black people put their trash out in clear plastic bags?

So that the Puerto Ricans can window-shop.

What's worse than ten babies in one trash can?

One baby in ten trash cans.

Officer Jokes More Officer Jokes

What do you call a pig sitting on a hog?

Usually they prefer to be called "officer"

How many British navy Officers does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one but it takes him seven weeks to get there.

Ticket Jokes More Ticket Jokes

Why did the virus get a ticket?

Because he was driving under the influenza......

Why did the bird get a ticket?

A: It broke the law of gravity!