What do you do when you see a floating T.V. in the middle of the night?

Tell Jamal to drop it

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Float Jokes More Float Jokes

What do you say when you wake up in the middle of the night and your TV is floating?

Man, wall mounts are awesome."

Why did the int drown?

Because he couldn't float! (Insert laughter here)

Middle Jokes More Middle Jokes

Why did the opossum cross the road?

To get to the middle.

How can you tell if you're in Detroit or across the river in Windsor Ontario Canada?

Stand in the middle of the street. If someone yells, "hey, get out of the street" you're in the US. If they yell, "get out of the street, eh" you're in Canada

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

What is Santa saying to Mrs. Claus right now?

I told you it would rain, dear.

What happens if you see twin witches?

You won't be able to tell witch witch is witch.

Drop Jokes More Drop Jokes

How do you make a starfish shine?

Drop it in sparkling water.

What's this ticket, officer?

Loitering "I didn't drop trash" - No. Loitering. "You talk funny" - It's not- "I'm putting this on Twoiter"

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

What does a perverted cow do at night?

Beef Jerkey

What do you call a person who you had a one night stand with on Mars?

A solmate

T.V. Jokes More T.V. Jokes

What's faster than a black guy running down the street with your T.V?

His brother holding the VCR.

Why did the T.V. break up with the remote?

She thought he was too controlling.

Jamal Jokes More Jamal Jokes

Why do Mexican and Muslim jokes all sound the same?

Cause if you've heard Juan, you've heard Jamal. Ba da Tissssssss

What do you do when you see a floating T.V. in the middle of the night?

Tell Jamal to drop it