What do you do when you see a floating T.V. in the middle of the night?

Tell Jamal to drop it

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Float Jokes More Float Jokes

What should you do if you see your TV floating?

Turn on the lights and shoot the black guy.

What do you say when you wake up in the middle of the night and your TV is floating?

Man, wall mounts are awesome."

Middle Jokes More Middle Jokes

What takes longer to run, first to second, or second to third?

Second to third, because there's a short stop in the middle!

What do you call an elephant that lies across the middle of a tennis court ?

Annette !

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

Why are pirates so bad at telling jokes?

Instead of 'knock knock', they say, 'Arrr you there !'

How do you tell a Japanese girl you're breaking up with her ?

You drop it on her twice.

Drop Jokes More Drop Jokes

What did the police officer say to the white man running away with a TV?

Sir, you dropped your receipt!"

What do you get when you drop a piano on a toddler?

A flat minor

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

Where do Dutch sheep go at night?

TO SHLEEP! :D

What does an insomniac, agnostic, dyslexic spend most of his time doing?

Staying up all night wondering if there really is a dog.

T.V. Jokes More T.V. Jokes

What did the horse say to whinnie the pooh while watching his t.v. show?

I wish I could hear you whinnie.

What's faster than a black guy running with a stolen T.V.?

His brother with the DVR

Jamal Jokes More Jamal Jokes

What do Mexican jokes have in common with black jokes?

Once you know Juan, you know Jamal

What do the Police and Pokmon have in common?

They gotta catch 'Jamal