What do you do when you see a floating T.V. in the middle of the night?

Tell Jamal to drop it

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Float Jokes More Float Jokes

Why are there no nice cars in heaven?

Because abortions float.

What do u call two lesbians floating down a river in a canoe?

Fur traders.

Middle Jokes More Middle Jokes

How can you tell which end of a worm is which ?

Tickle it in the middle and see which end laughs !

Why did the bodybuilder stop in the middle of the road?

They ran out of juice!

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

Why do blondes have see-through lunch box tops?

So they can tell if they are going to work or going home while on the bus.

Why can't you tell puns to a kleptomaniac?

because they take everything literally (p.s. you can steal this joke if you want)

Drop Jokes More Drop Jokes

Why didn't the NSA request AT&ampT's phone records?

Because they can't monitor all those dropped calls!

What have Disney and the U.K. got in common?

Both dropped the EU And screwed over a lot of people

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

Why was the wife worried that her husband was a light drinker?

Every night, he'd go out and drink until it was light.

Where were you on the night of the 5th?

Dealing drugs." "Louder for the tape " leans in "Healing pugs. I'm a pug vet."

T.V. Jokes More T.V. Jokes

What's faster than a black man stealing a T.V?

A: His brother running with the V.C.R

What's faster than a black guy running down the street with your T.V?

His brother holding the VCR.

Jamal Jokes More Jamal Jokes

Why is the Ferguson Police Department a fan of Pokemon?

Because you gotta catch Jamal

What's the same about Mexican and Black people?

Once you've seen Juan, you've seen Jamal. (Sorry if you're offended, I love all races.)