Jamal Jokes

What do you do when you see a floating T.V. in the middle of the night?

Tell Jamal to drop it

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What does Pokemon Go and a policeman have in common?

You gotta catch Jamal

What's the difference between a black joke and Mexican joke?

Nothing. If you've heard Juan you've heard Jamal.

What do the Police and Pokmon have in common?

They gotta catch 'Jamal

What do Mexican and Black people have in common?

Once you've seen Juan, you've seen Jamal.

What do Mexican jokes have in common with black jokes?

Once you know Juan, you know Jamal

Why Are Mexican & Black Jokes Overdone?

Once you've heard Juan, you've heard Jamal!...I'm sorry, you can hate me if you wish. ;(

What's the same about Mexican and Black people?

Once you've seen Juan, you've seen Jamal. (Sorry if you're offended, I love all races.)

Why are all Mexican jokes and Black jokes the same?

Because once you've heard Juan, you've heard Jamal.

What's the worst thing about Mexican and Black jokes?

Once you've heard Juan, you've heard Jamal.

What's the difference between a Mexican joke and a black joke?

Once you've heard Juan you've heard Jamal

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What do you call Jamal's dad during Thanksgiving, Christmas, and New Years?

Hide n' Seek World Champion 2010-2016

Why is the Ferguson Police Department a fan of Pokemon?

Because you gotta catch Jamal

How many children does Jamal have?

show your work.

Why do Mexican and Muslim jokes all sound the same?

Cause if you've heard Juan, you've heard Jamal. Ba da Tissssssss

What makes mexican and black jokes so similar?

Once you've heard Juan you've heard Jamal.

Why Are Mexican &amp?

Black Jokes Overdone? Once you've heard Juan, you've heard Jamal!...I'm sorry, you can hate me if you wish. ;(

Why didn't the black kid play Pokemon?

He was afraid they were trying to catch Jamal.

What did Jamal get for Christmas?

Your Bike

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What does Saddam want for Thanksgiving ?

A: Turkey.

How do you say Thanksgiving in Native American?

Last Supper

Arabic Man Jokes More Arabic Man Jokes

What did the policeman say when the Arabic man escaped from jail?

GOTTA CATCH JAMAL

Why did the Arabic man ask for her hand in marriage?

Because she stole his heart

Jail Jokes More Jail Jokes

Why didn't the Middle Eastern man go to jail?

Because hijab his wife, but nobody cared.

What do you call a five foot psychic that escapes from jail?

A small medium at large.

Wish Jokes More Wish Jokes

Why is a bad government like a bikini?

Because people marvel at what's holding it up. And they wish it would fall.

How do you say hello to a femnist?

You don't. To do so would violate her wish to not be part of the society she lives in.

Mexican Joke Jokes More Mexican Joke Jokes

What's the difference between a black joke and Mexican joke?

Nothing. If you've heard Juan you've heard Jamal.

What's the most important part of making a Mexican joke ?

Making sure that no Juan hears you.

Juan Jokes More Juan Jokes

Why did the Dalai Lama go to Mexico?

So he can be juan with everything.

What do you call a shooting at a Mexican golf course?

A hole in Juan

Child Jokes More Child Jokes

How do you know that the Invisible Man doesn't have any children?

Because he's not apparent.

What did the child with no arms and no legs get for Christmas?

Cancer.

Christmas Jokes More Christmas Jokes

What's the difference between modern pop and Christmas music?

One is 6 people singing 100 songs, the other is 100 people singing 6 songs.

What would've happened if Jesus Christ didn't make Christmas?

It would've just been "mas".