Jamal Jokes

What do you do when you see a floating T.V. in the middle of the night?

Tell Jamal to drop it

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What does Pokemon Go and a policeman have in common?

You gotta catch Jamal

What's the difference between a black joke and Mexican joke?

Nothing. If you've heard Juan you've heard Jamal.

What do the Police and Pokmon have in common?

They gotta catch 'Jamal

What do Mexican and Black people have in common?

Once you've seen Juan, you've seen Jamal.

What do Mexican jokes have in common with black jokes?

Once you know Juan, you know Jamal

Why Are Mexican & Black Jokes Overdone?

Once you've heard Juan, you've heard Jamal!...I'm sorry, you can hate me if you wish. ;(

What's the same about Mexican and Black people?

Once you've seen Juan, you've seen Jamal. (Sorry if you're offended, I love all races.)

Why are all Mexican jokes and Black jokes the same?

Because once you've heard Juan, you've heard Jamal.

What's the worst thing about Mexican and Black jokes?

Once you've heard Juan, you've heard Jamal.

What's the difference between a Mexican joke and a black joke?

Once you've heard Juan you've heard Jamal

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What do you call Jamal's dad during Thanksgiving, Christmas, and New Years?

Hide n' Seek World Champion 2010-2016

Why is the Ferguson Police Department a fan of Pokemon?

Because you gotta catch Jamal

How many children does Jamal have?

show your work.

Why do Mexican and Muslim jokes all sound the same?

Cause if you've heard Juan, you've heard Jamal. Ba da Tissssssss

What makes mexican and black jokes so similar?

Once you've heard Juan you've heard Jamal.

Why Are Mexican &amp?

Black Jokes Overdone? Once you've heard Juan, you've heard Jamal!...I'm sorry, you can hate me if you wish. ;(

Why didn't the black kid play Pokemon?

He was afraid they were trying to catch Jamal.

What did Jamal get for Christmas?

Your Bike

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How do you get dragon pee?

Drop your catheter bag.

Why was Dr. Dre kicked out of the farmer's market?

He kept dropping the beets.

Hear Jokes More Hear Jokes

What can you hear but never see?

Everything if you're Stevie Wonder

What do you call a group of millionaires sitting around watching the NBA finals ?

The Lakers . (Laker fan here. Sorry prob would have been more appropriate last week during the finals. ) Edit: I heard this some where the other day. I can't take credit for the joke .

Black People Jokes More Black People Jokes

What do black people and dividing by zero have in common?

They don't work.

Why shouldn't you be racist?

Because racism is a crime, and crime is for black people.

Ferguson Police Department Jokes More Ferguson Police Department Jokes

Who's...(loud crash as a battering ram demolishes the front door)...there?

We're the Ferguson Police Department. We ask the questions.

Why is the Ferguson Police Department a fan of Pokemon?

Because you gotta catch Jamal

Hate Jokes More Hate Jokes

Why did the dyslexic, Russian astronomer hate the revolution?

He was following the Tsar.

Why do LEGO men hate going to hospital...?

Because plastic surgery costs a fortune!

Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What do you call a Mexican spell caster?

A salsarer

What do you call a Mexican stationed out at sea?

A Navy Bean

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What was sonic's diet advice to mario?

Gotta go fast

What does Sonic say on the first day of Ramadan?

Gotta go fast!

Middle Jokes More Middle Jokes

What 2 things do Winnie the Pooh and John the Baptist have in common?

They both ate honey and they both have the same middle name.

What do you call a town in the middle of the Arctic Ocean?

An Iceburgh.