Jamal Jokes

What do you do when you see a floating T.V. in the middle of the night?

Tell Jamal to drop it

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What does Pokemon Go and a policeman have in common?

You gotta catch Jamal

What's the difference between a black joke and Mexican joke?

Nothing. If you've heard Juan you've heard Jamal.

What do the Police and Pokmon have in common?

They gotta catch 'Jamal

What do Mexican and Black people have in common?

Once you've seen Juan, you've seen Jamal.

What do Mexican jokes have in common with black jokes?

Once you know Juan, you know Jamal

Why Are Mexican & Black Jokes Overdone?

Once you've heard Juan, you've heard Jamal!...I'm sorry, you can hate me if you wish. ;(

What's the same about Mexican and Black people?

Once you've seen Juan, you've seen Jamal. (Sorry if you're offended, I love all races.)

Why are all Mexican jokes and Black jokes the same?

Because once you've heard Juan, you've heard Jamal.

What's the worst thing about Mexican and Black jokes?

Once you've heard Juan, you've heard Jamal.

What's the difference between a Mexican joke and a black joke?

Once you've heard Juan you've heard Jamal

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What do you call Jamal's dad during Thanksgiving, Christmas, and New Years?

Hide n' Seek World Champion 2010-2016

Why is the Ferguson Police Department a fan of Pokemon?

Because you gotta catch Jamal

How many children does Jamal have?

show your work.

Why do Mexican and Muslim jokes all sound the same?

Cause if you've heard Juan, you've heard Jamal. Ba da Tissssssss

What makes mexican and black jokes so similar?

Once you've heard Juan you've heard Jamal.

Why Are Mexican &amp?

Black Jokes Overdone? Once you've heard Juan, you've heard Jamal!...I'm sorry, you can hate me if you wish. ;(

Why didn't the black kid play Pokemon?

He was afraid they were trying to catch Jamal.

What did Jamal get for Christmas?

Your Bike

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What do children think of the world?

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Because he's a cross product.

How can you celebrate Christmas if you don't believe in God?

I responded with, "How can you celebrate Valentine's Day if nobody loves you "

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How did the haunted house escape foreclosure?

it was repossessed

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No Escape

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What's the difference between a bag of cocaine and a 4-year old child?

Eric Clapton never would have let his bag of coke fall out a 53rd-story window!

What's the difference between Mormons and non Mormons?

The temperature of their caffeine

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How many Mexicans does it take to fix a light bulb?

Twenty-Juan

What do Mexicans call a commando?

A Juan man army...

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How many of you know this funny man pakalu papito ?

Its one of his joke.

Why couldn't the blonde write the number ELEVEN?

A: Because she didn't know which one came first!