Jamal Jokes

What do you do when you see a floating T.V. in the middle of the night?

Tell Jamal to drop it

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What does Pokemon Go and a policeman have in common?

You gotta catch Jamal

What's the difference between a black joke and Mexican joke?

Nothing. If you've heard Juan you've heard Jamal.

What do the Police and Pokmon have in common?

They gotta catch 'Jamal

What do Mexican and Black people have in common?

Once you've seen Juan, you've seen Jamal.

What do Mexican jokes have in common with black jokes?

Once you know Juan, you know Jamal

Why Are Mexican & Black Jokes Overdone?

Once you've heard Juan, you've heard Jamal!...I'm sorry, you can hate me if you wish. ;(

What's the same about Mexican and Black people?

Once you've seen Juan, you've seen Jamal. (Sorry if you're offended, I love all races.)

Why are all Mexican jokes and Black jokes the same?

Because once you've heard Juan, you've heard Jamal.

What's the worst thing about Mexican and Black jokes?

Once you've heard Juan, you've heard Jamal.

What's the difference between a Mexican joke and a black joke?

Once you've heard Juan you've heard Jamal

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What do you call Jamal's dad during Thanksgiving, Christmas, and New Years?

Hide n' Seek World Champion 2010-2016

Why is the Ferguson Police Department a fan of Pokemon?

Because you gotta catch Jamal

How many children does Jamal have?

show your work.

Why do Mexican and Muslim jokes all sound the same?

Cause if you've heard Juan, you've heard Jamal. Ba da Tissssssss

What makes mexican and black jokes so similar?

Once you've heard Juan you've heard Jamal.

Why Are Mexican &amp?

Black Jokes Overdone? Once you've heard Juan, you've heard Jamal!...I'm sorry, you can hate me if you wish. ;(

Why didn't the black kid play Pokemon?

He was afraid they were trying to catch Jamal.

What did Jamal get for Christmas?

Your Bike

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Offend Jokes More Offend Jokes

What gun does Jesus hate the most?

The nail gun. So sorry if this offends you Credit to the podcast

What's the same about Mexican and Black people?

Once you've seen Juan, you've seen Jamal. (Sorry if you're offended, I love all races.)

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between men and women?

A woman wants one man to satisfy her every need...A man wants every woman to satisfy his one need.

What's the difference between a white girl who likes to tan and a burger?

They both need to be flipped every 10 mins, but only one turns pink when its done.

Pokemon Jokes More Pokemon Jokes

What do you call a Pokemon with a tiny head?

Zikachu

Why shouldn't you change around a Pokemon?

Because he might peek at chu.

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

What happens at night in Bangladesh?

It gets Dhaka

What does the Doctor say on a one-night stand going wrong?

It's bigger on the inside(http://www.youtube.com/watch v=6zXDo4dL7SU)

Arabic Jokes More Arabic Jokes

What is the Arabic word for Priest?

Infidel.

What do you call a cowshed in Arabic?

A Mubarak

Hate Jokes More Hate Jokes

Why do terrorists hate wine?

Because there are too many zinfandel's.

Why do pop artists hate shoe shopping?

They have too many ft. *edit for spelling

Race Jokes More Race Jokes

Which cat won the race?

A: The English cat. Un deux trois cat sank.

How do you call a 100 m race between siamese twins?

Head to head race

Mexican Joke Jokes More Mexican Joke Jokes

What's the most important part of making a Mexican joke ?

Making sure that no Juan hears you.

Why are all Mexican jokes and Black jokes the same?

Because once you've heard Juan, you've heard Jamal.