What's the difference between a Muslim woman and an American one?

An American woman gets stoned *before* she commits adultery.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between "ooooooh"and "aaaaaaah"?

About three inches.

What's the difference between Woody from Toy Story, and a Catholic priest?

One goes limp when a child walks in the room.

American Jokes More American Jokes

What's the only thing the English and French agree on?

Americans. Alternatives: What's the only thing Americans and the French agree on? The English. What's the only thing the English and Americans agree on? The French.

Why are French snails faster than American snails?

L'ess cargo

Muslim Jokes More Muslim Jokes

What is a Muslim who works at Starbucks called?

A Terrista

What's Lance Armstrong's favorite pen brand?

Uniball. What's a Muslim's favorite pen Arab Bic. What's a deaf-mute's favorite pen Pentel.

American Woman Jokes More American Woman Jokes

Whats the difference between american women and middle eastern women?

American women get stoned before they commit adultery..

What's the difference between a Muslim woman and an American one?

An American woman gets stoned *before* she commits adultery.

Adultery Jokes More Adultery Jokes

Whats the difference between american women and middle eastern women?

American women get stoned before they commit adultery..

What's the difference between a Muslim woman and an American one?

An American woman gets stoned *before* she commits adultery.

Stone Jokes More Stone Jokes

What do Saudi guys and girls have in common?

They all get stoned constantly.

What did the Queen fans say at the stoning?

We will We will Rock you!

Commit Jokes More Commit Jokes

Why didn't the drummer commit the crime?

He couldn't handle the repercussions.

What about breakfast teaches us the difference between "interested" and "committed"?

In a ham and egg sandwich, the chicken had an interest, but the pig is committed.

Muslim Woman Jokes More Muslim Woman Jokes

Why do Muslim women not say amen?

Cause they say awoman.

How Many Muslim Women Does it Take to Screw In a Light Bulb?

Silly, Muslim Women aren't allowed to screw in light bulbs.