What's the difference between a Muslim woman and an American one?

An American woman gets stoned *before* she commits adultery.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between feminists and a pencil?

A pencil has a point.

Whats the difference between the Christmas alphabet and the ordinary alphabet?

The Christmas alphabet has Noel.

American Jokes More American Jokes

What did Sam say to the young Americans?

Guess where this finger's going."

How do American chickens cross the road?

In a bucket.

Muslim Jokes More Muslim Jokes

Why are Muslim men allowed 4 wives?

Because "Islam gives women equal rights!"

What do you call Muslims at the end of their religious service?

Mosquitoes

American Woman Jokes More American Woman Jokes

Whats the difference between american women and middle eastern women?

American women get stoned before they commit adultery..

What's the difference between a Muslim woman and an American one?

An American woman gets stoned *before* she commits adultery.

Adultery Jokes More Adultery Jokes

Whats the difference between american women and middle eastern women?

American women get stoned before they commit adultery..

Where can you find information about raisins that commit adultery?

Currant Affairs

Stone Jokes More Stone Jokes

What's the difference between the Rolling Stones and a Scottish shepard?

The Stones say "hey you get off of my cloud!" The Shepard says "hey Mc Cloud get of of my ewe!"

What do women in the Middle East and Millennials have in common?

If they go to college, they'll probably get stoned.

Commit Jokes More Commit Jokes

What do you call a disabled person committing a drive by?

Handicappn.

What did the japanese chef do after he dishonored the emperor?

Commit sushi

Muslim Woman Jokes More Muslim Woman Jokes

What do you call a Muslim woman without a burka?

Dead.

What do you call a Muslim woman with an opinion?

A corpse.