American women get stoned before they commit adultery..
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An American woman gets stoned *before* she commits adultery.
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Telephone, telegram, television, and tell a woman.
You can punch information into a computer.
He had his raisins...
No raisin
It is put in imPRISMment!
One composes, the other decomposes...
You can dump your load in a washing machine and it won't follow you round for two weeks telling you it loves you
Because they always get stoned
Because they were set in stone.
They're afraid of change.
Europeans don't want to die yet. Unlike Americans who don't wanna diet.
For safety purposes, I don't know if I should tell you her name..
A Muslim
