American women get stoned before they commit adultery..
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An American woman gets stoned *before* she commits adultery.
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A black man who committed a crime.
You call an investigator
I'm Mohammad than you
He lost hijab.
He couldn't get a date!
Because he couldn't find a Date!
You only have to punch the information into a computer once.
A computer only has to have information punched into it once.
They both love stoning women.
The drunk driver runs the stop sign. The stoned driver waits for it to turn green.
They keep their caps locked and guns loaded. (Not the best and not original)
Americans who voted for Hillary
The second (right to bare arms)
A corpse.