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Whats the difference between american women and middle eastern women?

American women get stoned before they commit adultery..

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What's the difference between a Muslim woman and an American one?

An American woman gets stoned *before* she commits adultery.

Where can you find information about raisins that commit adultery?

Currant Affairs

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What's the difference between a drunk driver, and a stoned driver?

The drunk driver will drive right through a stop sign. The stoned driver will stop and wait for it to turn green.

What do Israeli soldiers do when they get bored?

A: They go over to the West Bank & the Gaza Strip and get stoned.

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What's the difference between a Muslim woman and an American one?

An American woman gets stoned *before* she commits adultery.

Whats the difference between american women and middle eastern women?

American women get stoned before they commit adultery..

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What would have happened if asians had committed the attacks of 9/11?

10/11 with rice, thanks for your suggestion

Why's it so hard for blind people to commit crimes?

Because they can't see.

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Where can you find information about raisins that commit adultery?

Currant Affairs

How do you find and old man in the dark?

Just feel around. It's not hard.

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What do you call a bunch of black kids playing in leaves?

Raisin bran

Why did the Raisin take a Prune to the Prom?

Because he couldn't find a Date!

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What's an American's favourite day of the week?

Fryday.

How many Americans does it take to change a light bulb?

Just kidding, you can't change anything in the United States.

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How many muslims does it take to climb a building?

daesh many.

Why do Mexican and Muslim jokes all sound the same?

Cause if you've heard Juan, you've heard Jamal. Ba da Tissssssss

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How does a woman differ from a computer?

You can actually punch information into a computer.

What do you call a notebook where you record information about your poops?

Some people may call it a log journal, while others call it a diary-a.