Adultery Jokes

Whats the difference between american women and middle eastern women?

American women get stoned before they commit adultery..

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What's the difference between a Muslim woman and an American one?

An American woman gets stoned *before* she commits adultery.

Where can you find information about raisins that commit adultery?

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What's the difference between a Muslim woman and an American one?

An American woman gets stoned *before* she commits adultery.

Whats the difference between american women and middle eastern women?

American women get stoned before they commit adultery..

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For safety purposes, I don't know if I should tell you her name..

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In the Pro Bowl, they give ten percent.