How Many Muslim Women Does it Take to Screw In a Light Bulb?

Silly, Muslim Women aren't allowed to screw in light bulbs.

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How many Atheists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. One to actually do it, the other to film it so fundamentalists won't claim that God did it.

How many old-timey gangsters does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: We ain't sayin' nuthin'.

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Why do so many American kids die in school shootings?

They're not allowed to run in the halls.

What type of fruit is not allowed to get married?

Cantaloupe...

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Three. One to hold the light bulb do and two to spin the chair

How many Mennonites does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven - one to actually change the bulb and six to complain that they liked the old one better.

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What religion do mosquitoes follow?

Muslim, because they go to a mosque...ito. Sorry.

What did the muslim woman say to her new fiance?

Jihad me at hello.

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What is a Muslim womans favorite amendment?

The second (right to bare arms)

What do you call a Muslim woman wearing oculur rift or a VR headset?

Stealth Bomber