Silly, Muslim Women aren't allowed to screw in light bulbs.
Count for yourself...
One.
Because his name is Hov, OH, H-to-the-O-V
Because he is dead. ((I came up with this joke when I was very tired.))
Nein!
Why would a blind man need a light bulb?
Because that's when they brake fast.
To the Allahu Akbar
They'll get stoned. (Ba-dum tss)
The second (right to bare arms)
