Silly, Muslim Women aren't allowed to screw in light bulbs.
None. Their parents will do it for them.
None. They glow in the dark.
Aren't they themselves a carry-on?
Because she'll let it goooo
One
Only one but they'll insist on going through about 5 bulbs before they find one that suits this particular room and situation.
Oahu Akbar!
A kaboom!
Dead.
