How Many Muslim Women Does it Take to Screw In a Light Bulb?

Silly, Muslim Women aren't allowed to screw in light bulbs.

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How many Buddhists does it take to screw a light bulb?

None. They believe that the enlightenment comes from within.

How many librarians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

I don't know but I can look it up for you."

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Why isn't Barney the Dinosaur allowed to drive?

A: Because everybody knows -- tyrannosaurus wrecks.

What did they start calling Kim Jong Un after he shed 60 kgs in weight?

Kim Jong Un what you thought it was Slim Jong Un? Sorry but you are not allowed to make puns on your supreme leader's name in North Korea

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How many Apple employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A lot, apparently. Have you seen their new building?

How many auditors does it take to change a light bulb?

How many did it take last year

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What do you call non-muslims that rides motorcycle?

Kafir rider

How many muslims does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

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What is a Muslim womans favorite amendment?

The second (right to bare arms)

What do you call a Muslim woman without a burka?

Dead.