How Many Muslim Women Does it Take to Screw In a Light Bulb?

Silly, Muslim Women aren't allowed to screw in light bulbs.

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How many Libertarians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

If it's their lightbulb, none of your damn business.

How many art directors does it take to screw in a light bulb?

I've got this neat candle holder...

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Why aren't dwarves allowed at nudist camps?

They allways stick their nose in other people's business.

What is the only type of alcohol muslims are allowed to drink?

TAKBEER!

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How many nuclear engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to install the bulb and six to figure out what to do with the old one for the next 10,000 years

How many British navy Officers does it take to change a light bulb?

A: Only one but it takes him seven weeks to get there.

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What does a Muslim have if they hate their god?

An Allahgy

What do you call a boring Muslim?

Abdull.

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What do you call a Muslim woman wearing oculur rift or a VR headset?

Stealth Bomber

What do you call a Muslim woman with an opinion?

A corpse.