How Many Muslim Women Does it Take to Screw In a Light Bulb?

Silly, Muslim Women aren't allowed to screw in light bulbs.

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How many SJWs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

THAT'S *NOT* FUNNY!

How many 2nd trumpets does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None. They can't get that high! (My band teacher told me that one today)

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Who has one thumb and isn't allowed to use the table saw anymore?

This guy.

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He kept trying to shave the princess.

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How many black people does it take to change a light bulb?

Seriously, I gotta figure out how many slaves I need to buy

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None, they prefer Natural Light

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What do you call a muslim who graduated?

Allah-mni!

What does a Muslim pirate say?

Allahu Ackbarrrrr!

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Why shouldn't you give Muslim Women drugs?

They'll get stoned. (Ba-dum tss)

What's the difference between a Muslim woman and an American one?

An American woman gets stoned *before* she commits adultery.