How many people from Chernobyl does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None. They glow in the dark.

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Lightbulb Jokes More Lightbulb Jokes

How many good presidential candidates does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Its gonna be a dark four years, now isn't it

How many activists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None, because they can't change anything.

Screw Jokes More Screw Jokes

How many couples does it take to screw in a light bulb?

They can't, it'd be much too cramped. How would they even get in there in the first place?

What did Little Bo Peep say to Woody when she got caught screwing Buzz?

You got a friend in me.

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Why are people leaving the Ukraine?

I don't know but they sure are Russian.

What's your answer?

whispers into microphone* Please help me, I don't even know these people

Dark Jokes More Dark Jokes

What do you call the fourth musketeer if he's gone to the dark side?

Darth-tagnan

What do you call a balloon that glows in the dark?

A LED Zeppelin

Chernobyl Jokes More Chernobyl Jokes

What Are you braging about?

I came from Chernobyl, I had a tail!

Why should you never wear Ukrainian underpants?

Because Chernobyl fall out

Glow Jokes More Glow Jokes

What do you call a balloon that glows in the dark?

A LED Zeppelin

How many Ukrainians does it take to screw a lightbulb?

You don't need to, they glow in the dark.