How many people from Chernobyl does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None. They glow in the dark.

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How many US cops does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, they arrest the room because it's black.

How many eskimos does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. Obviously.

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How many ameobas does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One. No, two! No, four! No, eight! No, sixteen! No, thirty-two! ...

How many alternative school kids does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one, but they get extra credits for it

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What do you call a wizard that puts people to sleep?

Dumblebore

Why do people like office parties AND this joke?

The punch line.

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How do u find an old man in the dark?

Its not that hard

How many conspiratards does it take to screw in a light bulb....?

NONE! ITS A SECRET GOVERNMENT PLOT TO KEEP US IN THE DARK!"

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Why shouldn't you wear Russian underwear?

Because Chernobyl fall-out.

Why should you never wear Ukrainian underpants?

Because Chernobyl fall out

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How many survivors of nuclear war does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. People that glow in the dark don't need lights.

How many nuclear war survivors does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. People who glow in the dark don't need lightbulbs.