How many people from Chernobyl does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None. They glow in the dark.

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Lightbulb Jokes More Lightbulb Jokes

How many Bolsheviks does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None - the lightbulb has the capacity for its own revolution

How many Hindus does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, they will keep worshipping in dark.

Screw Jokes More Screw Jokes

How many 'suh goods' does it take to screw in a light bulb?

none its already lit sam hahahah ssoooohh

How many bugs does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Just two, as long as they can find a way in.

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Why do people say its not you... it's me in a breakup?

Yeah it's YOU, you're an idiot! I'm amazing... ask your brother!

Which two regions have the most people named John?

SEA / NA

Dark Jokes More Dark Jokes

How is Ducktape like the Force?

It has a Dark Side, a Light side and it binds everything the galaxy together. Edit:Duct Tape I know, I was tired

What did King Arthur sleep with when he was afraid of the dark?

A knight light

Chernobyl Jokes More Chernobyl Jokes

Why should you never buy ukrainian underwear?

Chernobyl fallout.

Why shouldn't you buy Ukrainian underpants?

Cos Chernobyl fall out

Glow Jokes More Glow Jokes

How many Ukrainians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

They don't need to, they glow in the dark...

Why are glow worms good to carry in your bag ?

They can lighten your load !