What do you call a balloon that glows in the dark?

A LED Zeppelin

Previous Random Joke Next
Dark Jokes More Dark Jokes

How many nihilists does it take to change a lightbulb?

They don't see the point and just sit in the dark.

Why do women love chocolate?

Because it's the only time 'rich' and 'dark' are used to describe the same thing.

Balloon Jokes More Balloon Jokes

Why can't you give Elsa a balloon?

Because she will "Let It Go.

What type of music do balloons hate?

Pop music!

Glow Jokes More Glow Jokes

What is it about tall creepy louisiana swamp dwellers that makes them naturally glow?

Their bayou loomin' essence

How many survivors of nuclear war does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. People that glow in the dark don't need lights.

Lead Zeppelin Jokes More Lead Zeppelin Jokes

Why couldn't Led Zeppelin play pinball?

They had No Quarter

What is Popeye's favorite Led Zeppelin song?

Olive My Love