What do you call a balloon that glows in the dark?

A LED Zeppelin

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How many Ukrainians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

They don't need to, they glow in the dark...

Why did ISIS burn 10000 copies of "Dark Side Of The Moon"?

Because it's a terrible album.

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What do you get when you take a needle to a balloon filled with yogurt?

pop culture

Why did the balloon go near the needle?

Why did the balloon go near the needle He wanted to be a pop star.

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How's the wife?

Me:Glowing Neighbour:Pregnant Me:No, she's on fire, just going for more wood Neighbour:You're sick Me:You're next

What do you call the Moon spirit that at once sits upon a lake of glowing jade and exists nestled within our divine souls?

Altha'or syzygena

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Why couldn't Led Zeppelin play pinball?

They had No Quarter

What is Popeye's favorite Led Zeppelin song?

Olive My Love