What do you call a balloon that glows in the dark?

A LED Zeppelin

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Why do women love chocolate?

Because it's the only time 'rich' and 'dark' are used to describe the same thing.

How many /r/news mods does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None. They like to keep their subscribers in the dark.

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What do you call a balloon that glows in the dark?

A LED Zeppelin

Why shouldn't you give Elsa a balloon?

Because she'd just "let it go". My 6 year old told me this. I will show myself out now...

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Why are glow worms good to carry in your bag ?

They can lighten your load !

How many Chernobyl survivors does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None. They already glow.

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Why couldn't Led Zeppelin play pinball?

They had No Quarter

What do you call a balloon that glows in the dark?

A LED Zeppelin