What do you call a balloon that glows in the dark?

A LED Zeppelin

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Where is everyone beautiful?

In the dark.

How many nihilists does it take to change a lightbulb?

They don't see the point and just sit in the dark.

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Why shouldn't you give Elsa a balloon?

Because she'd just "let it go". My 6 year old told me this. I will show myself out now...

Why can't Elsa hold a balloon?

A: Because she might Let it Go

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What's a glow worms favourite song ?

Wake me up before you glow glow !

How's the wife?

Me:Glowing Neighbour:Pregnant Me:No, she's on fire, just going for more wood Neighbour:You're sick Me:You're next

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What do you call a balloon that glows in the dark?

A LED Zeppelin

Why couldn't Led Zeppelin play pinball?

They had No Quarter