What do you call a balloon that glows in the dark?

A LED Zeppelin

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How many Hindus does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, they will keep worshipping in dark.

What do you call a racist in the dark?

Camouflaged

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What do you call a balloon that glows in the dark?

A LED Zeppelin

Why shouldn't you give Elsa a balloon?

Because she'd just "let it go". My 6 year old told me this. I will show myself out now...

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How's the wife?

Me:Glowing Neighbour:Pregnant Me:No, she's on fire, just going for more wood Neighbour:You're sick Me:You're next

How do we get in?

Obi-Wan: We'll be stealthy. *turns on huge, glowing laser sword*

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Why couldn't Led Zeppelin play pinball?

They had No Quarter

What is Popeye's favorite Led Zeppelin song?

Olive My Love