How many /r/news mods does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None. They like to keep their subscribers in the dark.

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How many feminists do you need to replace a lightbulb?

Only 1, she'll hold the bulb in place and wait while the world revolves around her.

How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb?

You will find out when the light comes on.

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How many people from rio does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

A Brazilian. Saw this joke elsewhere and thought i'd share it here.

How many South American's does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

A Brazilian.

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Why don't churches, synagogues, mosques and temples have Wi-Fi?

Because religions don't like competing with an invisible power that actually works.

How do you know a girl with leprosy likes you?

She gives you the eye.

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Why didn't Mark Hamill go crazy while voice acting as the Joker?

Because he overcame the dark side

What did the policeman do to his fear of the dark?

He shot it.

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Why haven't any subscribers to r/TheRedPill played Overwatch yet?

They don't play the beta.

How do subscribers of r/jokes like their ribs?

Tickled.