How many /r/news mods does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None. They like to keep their subscribers in the dark.

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How many martial artists does it taek to change a lightbulb?

It only taek won do change a lightbulb.

How many muslims does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

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How many newsmen does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: Only one but he'll tell everybody.

How many Libertarians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Does it even matter? We're all screwed anyway, man."

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What do you tell someone who doesn't like Depeche Mode?

Enjoy the silence.

Which president likes doing laundry?

George WASHING-A-TON. He's the 8 year old white Kevin Hart.

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How many people from Chernobyl does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None. They glow in the dark.

Why do blondes have more fun?

They're easier to find in the dark.

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What's the difference between askreddit's mods and askreddit's subscribers?

Askreddit's subscribers are ok with offensive jokes.

What do r/jokes subscribers and Catholic priests have in common?

Both think the shorter the better.