What do women and fly wire have in common?

The more you bang them, the looser they get.

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What's the difference between a fly and a bird?

A bird can fly but a fly can't bird.

What's the difference between a TV and a newspaper?

Ever tried swatting a fly with a TV?

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Why are men smarter than women?

They have two heads.

What is the similarity between women and garbagebags?

You fill them up and toss them out the door!

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What's the best part about having multiple personality disorder?

Banging your best friend's wife every night!

What does a desperate Mexican do?

Bangs his head against the wall.