What do women and fly wire have in common?

The more you bang them, the looser they get.

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Where can you buy a 3 headed flying purple camel with 74 noses?

Ebay.

What flies around your light at night and can bite off your head ?

A tiger moth !

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

What's in your mom's tummy?

5-year-old: A baby. Woman: What kind of baby 5-year-old: A human one. Nailed it.

Why don't women fart?

They can't shut up long enough to build up pressure.

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What's the best thing about banging 28 year olds?

There's 20 of them. don't get triggered, just a joke! Paedophilia is not funny

What's the best part about banging twenty two year olds?

There's twenty of them.