What do women and fly wire have in common?

The more you bang them, the looser they get.

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What do we want? Low flying plane noises! when do we want em?

Nnneeeeeeeeyyyyyoooooowwwww

Why don't seagulls ever fly over the bay?

Because then they'd be bagels.

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Why do they name all hurricanes after women?

Because when they arrive they are wet and wild, and when they leave they take your house and car

What is 20 inches long and makes women scream at night?

A stillborn

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Why didn't Wilma let Fred in when he was banging at the door?

Because she was in the shower and didn't hear him because the elephant stump was on full blast.

What's the best part about banging twenty two year olds?

There's twenty of them.