What do women and fly wire have in common?

The more you bang them, the looser they get.

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Fly Jokes More Fly Jokes

How do cops get rid of flies?

They call in a S.W.A.T. team

What do Ethiopian's and a pair of jeans have in common?

They both have flies on them.

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

Why do women rub their eyes when they get up in the morning?

A: They don't have balls to scratch.

How many women have you slept with wife asked husband, "How many women have you slept with?

he proudly replied, "Only you, Darling. With all the others I was awake."

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Why because I'm so cute and tiny?

No, I will probably get drunk later and bang you the coffee table.

What goes eek eek bang?

A mouse in a minefield !