Why don't seagulls ever fly over the bay?

Because then they'd be bagels.

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What kind of bagel can fly?

A plain bagel.

What rabbit wears on his back while flying?

Eagle

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Why do seagulls fly over the sea?

Because if they flew over the bay, then they'd be called bagels!

Why do they call a bird that lives by the sea, a seagul?

Because if it lived by the bay, it would be called a Bagel.

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Why do seagulls fly over the sea and not the bay?

Because if they did they would be Bagels

What has 40 teeth and holds a monster at bay?

My zipper.

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Why do seagulls fly over the sea?

Because if they flew over the bay, then they'd be called bagels!

What do you call a seagull flying over the bay?

A bagel