Why don't seagulls ever fly over the bay?

Because then they'd be bagels.

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Where do flying pigs land?

the airpork!

Whats the difference between a terrorist training camp and an orphanage?

I don't know I just fly the drone.

Bagel Jokes More Bagel Jokes

Why do they call a bird that lives by the sea, a seagul?

Because if it lived by the bay, it would be called a Bagel.

Why do seagulls live by the Sea..?

Because if they lived by the Bay, they would be bagels! Honestly this cracked me up when I first heard it.

Bay Jokes More Bay Jokes

Why won't you find any gondolas in the Eternal City?

Because Rome wasn't built in a bay.

What do you call a seagull that flies by the bay?

a bagel

Seagull Jokes More Seagull Jokes

What do you call a seagull by the bay?

A bagel.

What do you call a seagull that lives by the Bay?

I don't know, but it won't shut up about the app it's developing.