Why don't seagulls ever fly over the bay?

Because then they'd be bagels.

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Why would anyone ever want to fly Virgin Airlines?

The last thing you want to do is get on a plane that doesn't go all the way.

Why did Harrison Ford Crash his plane?

because he was flying solo and went look no hans...

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Why do seagulls fly by the sea?

Because if they flew by the bay they'd be bagels.

What's the difference between Kung-Fu and Judo?

One is the ancient art of self defense. The other is what you make bagels out of.

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Why can't seagulls fly over the bay?

Cuz then they'd be baygulls.

What kind of seagull flies over a bay?

A Bay-gull

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What do you call a seagull that knows martial arts?

A: Steven Seagull

What do you call a man with a seagull on his head?

Cliff.