Why don't seagulls ever fly over the bay?

Because then they'd be bagels.

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What do you think of this, you spin really fast and I'll fly a kite from the wind you make?

I'm not a big fan."

What did the pig say when it found a fly in its soup?

Yum Yum."

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Why do seagulls fly by the sea?

Because if they flew by the bay they'd be bagels.

Why do seagulls live by the sea?

If they lived by the bay they'd be bagels.

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Why can't seagulls fly over the bay?

Cuz then they'd be baygulls.

Why don't seagulls ever fly over the bay?

Because then they'd be bagels.

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What do you call a seagull that flies by the bay?

a bagel

What was the Seagull's favorite online streaming service?

Netfocks