Why don't seagulls ever fly over the bay?

Because then they'd be bagels.

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Why was the bird sick?

It had the flew and its throat was soar.

How do you picture yourself flying on a broom?

A: By witchful thinking.

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Why do seagulls fly over the sea, not the bay?

If they flew over the bay, they would be bagels :D

Why do seagulls fly over the sea?

Because if they flew over the bay, then they'd be called bagels!

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What kind of bird flies around bays?

Bagles

What do you call a seagull flying over the bay?

A bagel

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Why don't seagulls fly in the bay?

Because they don't want to be bagels.

What do you call a seagull that flies by the bay?

a bagel