Why don't seagulls ever fly over the bay?

Because then they'd be bagels.

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How do you picture yourself flying on a broom?

A: By witchful thinking.

What do women and fly wire have in common?

The more you bang them, the looser they get.

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What's the difference between Kung-Fu and Judo?

One is the ancient art of self defense. The other is what you make bagels out of.

Why do they call a bird that lives by the sea, a seagul?

Because if it lived by the bay, it would be called a Bagel.

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Why don't seagulls ever fly over the bay?

Because then they'd be bagels.

Why don't seagulls fly over bays?

because then they'd be called bagels!

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What do you call a seagull by the bay?

A bagel.

What do you call a seagull that flies by the bay?

a bagel