Because they really like their carry-on..... yeah total dad joke, i know.
Someone who solves a problem you didn't know you had in a way you don't understand.
Don't worry, they'll tell you.
The landlord at The Dog And Duck pub needed a new sign to hang above the door, so he contacted his signwriter. The signwriter arrived a week later with the new sign, hung it above the door, and asked the landlord what he thought. The landlord replied with, "I like it. However, I do feel that there should be bigger spaces between ' ' and ' ', and ' ' and ' '".
About Warf speed. My mom made this joke up last night at a bbq party. She likes to think she is funnier on holidays. Thanks, Mom.
Times fun when you're having flies
They say that 9/11 was an inside job... but planes fly OUTSIDE. Can't explain that
Usually they prefer to be called "officer"
Ryes over rum.
Fo Drizzle
He wasn't Italian, because he carried work tools, he wasn't Austrian, since he had some brains, he might have been Swiss, since he was outrun by a glacier, but most probably he was a German, because nobody else ever walks in sandals in the mountains.
Because he ate his carrion.
