Because they really like their carry-on..... yeah total dad joke, i know.
There are poodles everywhere!
An etymologist knows.
Logic. (If you don't like physics jokes, just keep movin') ...(if you don't like math jokes, trust me, sometimes it makes a difference).
I don't know but you'd better hope he likes it!
It was a bird of pray
Because they have to pay extra for Carrion! Budum tsssss
Shaven, not furred
He prefers them shaken, not stirred.
Carry it around in your pocket for a while and it'll be on every selfie you take.
They can lighten your load !
Because he ate his carrion.
