Why do buzzards prefer to fly?

Because they really like their carry-on..... yeah total dad joke, i know.

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How many aspiring actresses does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I don't know - normally they screw in the casting director's hot tub

Why do we always ran out of toothpicks?

Nanny: I don't know maam. I always return it after using.

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Why do ghosts like to ride elevators?

It lifts their spirits.

What do you call a buyer that likes to curse?

A cusstomer

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What's the difference between the ISIS headquarters and a kindergarten?

I don't know, I just fly the drone.

What is green and flies above Poland?

Peter Pansky

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What kind of donuts did Bob Marley prefer?

The ones with Jam in

Which do Catholic priests like betterapples or cherries?

Neitherthey prefer boysenberries.

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What did you just say!?

I recommend an immediate heart attack and let the paramedics carry you out of the room.

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A zebra.

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Why didn't the buzzard have any luggage on the airplane?

Because he ate his carrion.

Why do buzzards prefer to fly?

Because they really like their carry-on..... yeah total dad joke, i know.