Why do buzzards prefer to fly?

Because they really like their carry-on..... yeah total dad joke, i know.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Little old lady. Little old lady who?

I didn't know you could yodel!

What's the difference between a good joke and a bad joke?

please let me know... I have a terrible sense of humor!

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Which faction in Divergent has the largest number of lamborghinis?

Erudite because they like knowledge a lot more than materialistic things

How would you like to make a donation to our local orphanage?

Dad: yea sure yells up to me son, you live with this guy now!

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How do ducks fly high?

They use quack!

What do you call Japanese people that fly planes?

Pirates.

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What's Alex's (from 'A Clockwork Orange') preferred type of light?

Ultraviolent

Why do men prefer blondes?

Men always like intellectual company

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Why does Snoop Dog carry an umbrella?

For drizzle.

Who's the most popular guy in the nudist camp?

The one who can carry two cups of coffee AND a dozen donurs!

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Why do buzzards prefer to fly?

Because they really like their carry-on..... yeah total dad joke, i know.

Why didn't the buzzard have any luggage on the airplane?

Because he ate his carrion.