Why do buzzards prefer to fly?

Because they really like their carry-on..... yeah total dad joke, i know.

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What is the real reason leaves fall to the ground?

They know people will blow them.

How is Ducktape like the Force?

It has a Dark Side, a Light side and it binds everything the galaxy together. Edit:Duct Tape I know, I was tired

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What do you call an alligator who likes to wear vests?

gt- () An investigator

Why does Paris have tree lined streets?

Because the German army likes to march in the shade.

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Why do aliens always disembark via ramp?

Do they have problems with stairs Or are flying saucers just handicap-accessible

Why don't seagulls fly by the bay?

Because then they would be called Bagels!

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What kind of cake does a baseball player prefer?

A bundt cake!

Why do men prefer blondes?

Men always like intellectual company

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What did a police officer write in the criminal report, when they found a homey from the bottom of a lake, wrapped in 200 kg's of metal chains?

Offender stole more than he could carry by swimming

Why shouldn't you carry two half dollars in your pocket?

Because two halves make a whole (hole) and you could lose your money.

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Why do buzzards prefer to fly?

Because they really like their carry-on..... yeah total dad joke, i know.

Why didn't the buzzard have any luggage on the airplane?

Because he ate his carrion.