Which do Catholic priests like betterapples or cherries?

Neitherthey prefer boysenberries.

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Which anti-virus software do pirates prefer?

Avast, ye scurvy dogs!

How does Sherlock prefer his tea?

Steeped in mystery!

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What do a Catholic Priest and second place have in common?

They both came in a little behind.

How do you get a Catholic nun pregnant?

Dress her as a choirboy

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How does a virgin pop her cherry?

by using a bottle opener

What did Mario say to Yoshi when he started climbing the Cherry tree?

X-post r/landscaping) Yoshino!!!

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Why are catholic priests so Eco-friendly?

Zero emissions.

Why don't catholic priest believe in condoms?

Because little boys can't get pregnant.