Neitherthey prefer boysenberries.
Neither! Everyone knows they prefer hot pockets
They prefer to use Norse code.
They always pull out at the last second (usually to avoid a child).
They both give kids a little head.
by using a bottle opener
So they can hide in cherry trees. Ever seen an elephant in a cherry tree? Shows you it works then. What's the loudest noise in the jungle? Monkeys picking cherries.
One gets their miners stuck in a shaft, and the other gets his shaft stuck in a minor.
They both start coming on boys' faces around age 13.
