What do Catholic priests and the Zika Virus have in common?

They both give kids a little head.

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What do you throw a drowning aboriginal?

His wife and kids

Where can you always find kids by themselves?

edit: i forgot to say please.

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What do you call a sleepwalking nun?

A roamin Catholic

How many Catholic priests does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None, because little boys don't fit in a lightbulb.

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What do Catholic priests and the Zika Virus have in common?

They both give kids a little head.

How did the doctor determine that the baby was affected by the Zika virus?

It was a no brainer.

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What do pimples and catholic priests have in common?

They both start coming on boys' faces around age 13.

What do you get when a Catholic priest baptizes hay?

You get a Christian Bale

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What's the easiest way to get a little head?

The Zika virus.

What do the Zika virus and Catholic priests have in common?

They both give kids a little head.