What do Catholic priests and the Zika Virus have in common?

They both give kids a little head.

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Why are we at the vet?

Me: So our pig can't have babies 6: How do you know she doesn't want babies Me:*looks at my kids* Just a hunch

Why are the only kids in Warsaw magnet schools from Central Poland?

Cause North and South Poles repel each other ...

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What is a Catholic's favorite weapon?

Nun-chucks.

What do pimples and catholic priests have in common?

They both start coming on boys' faces around age 13.

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What do the Zika virus and Catholic priests have in common?

They both give kids a little head.

What do Catholic priests and the Zika Virus have in common?

They both give kids a little head.

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How many Catholic priests does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None, because little boys don't fit in a lightbulb.

Why would a Catholic priest start practicing at a prison?

He ran out of little boys

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Whats the best part about sleeping with a midget?

You're sure to get a little head

What do the Zika virus and Catholic priests have in common?

They both give kids a little head.