What do Catholic priests and the Zika Virus have in common?

They both give kids a little head.

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How many kids does Adrian Peterson have?

More than you can shake a stick at

How's my kid doing in school?

T: How's my kid doing in school I hate parrot teacher conferences

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When do Catholics allow the use of condoms?

When the choir boys have diarrhea.

What's the difference between Woody from Toy Story, and a Catholic priest?

One goes limp when a child walks in the room.

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What do the Zika virus and Catholic priests have in common?

They both give kids a little head.

What's the easiest way to get a little head?

The Zika virus.

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Which do Catholic priests like betterapples or cherries?

Neitherthey prefer boysenberries.

How did the Catholic Priest finish the marathon?

He was second to Nun.

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Whats the best part about sleeping with a midget?

You're sure to get a little head

Where's the best place to go if you want a little head?

The 2016 Olympics.