Why are we at the vet?

Me: So our pig can't have babies 6: How do you know she doesn't want babies Me:*looks at my kids* Just a hunch

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Why did the black man wear a suit to his vasectomy?

If he was going to be Impotent he wanted to look impotent. (important)

How many psychologists does it take to change a tire?

Just one, but first the tire really has to want to change.

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How do you know a homeless woman is menstruating?

If she's only wearing one sock. (This joke brought to you courtesy the homeless guy outside my local 7-11.) Edit: tweaked the punchline.

How do you know when a liberal is really dead?

A: His heart stops bleeding.

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Why Do Kids In High school Take Art?

You don't have to pay for the glue to sniff...

Why are you always rushing out of here after work?

You're single with no kids." Me: " Exactly."

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Whats the difference between a baby and a feminist?

At some point in its life, a baby will grow up and stop crying.

What's the difference between a baby and a washing machine?

A washing machine doesn't cry when it takes a load.

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What has 4 legs in the morning, 2 legs in the evening and 6 legs at night?

I've trapped it in my bedroom, send help...

What is 6 afraid of 7?

Because size matters.

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What do you do for a pig with sore muscles?

Rub him with oinkment.

What do you call an undercover cop?

A pig in a blanket.

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Why wouldn't the dog attend the Veterans Day Parade?

There were too many vets.

What does a dog get at the vet?

FIXED

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What do you call an Irish basketball player with a sore back?

Hunch-black of Notre Dame

Why are we at the vet?

Me: So our pig can't have babies 6: How do you know she doesn't want babies Me:*looks at my kids* Just a hunch