Why are we at the vet?

Me: So our pig can't have babies 6: How do you know she doesn't want babies Me:*looks at my kids* Just a hunch

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What does a bird say when it wants revenge?

Toucan play at that game!

Why did the priest smoke weed in the cemetery?

He wanted to keep his spirits high.

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Why can't orphans play baseball?

They don't know where home is.

What's the difference between a loaf of bread and a penguin?

I don't know what " "We're sure not sending you to the store!"

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What's a mortician's least favorite day on the job?

Bring Your Kid to Work Day

What did the buffalo say when his kid left for college?

Bison

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How do you make a baby cry?

Drop it. How do you make a baby stop crying? Drop it again.

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Sea-sections

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Why is 6 afraid of 7?

Because 7 is a registered six offender.

What has 6 letters, starts with 'P', and ends a sentence?

Parole.

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What animal do you get when shake a pig?

a ham-stir

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Rub him with oinkment.

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Why were the vets and pounds mad?

It was raining cats and dogs

What do you call the tech. at the vets who has to give injections to cats?

Claude.

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Why are we at the vet?

Me: So our pig can't have babies 6: How do you know she doesn't want babies Me:*looks at my kids* Just a hunch

What do you call an Irish basketball player with a sore back?

Hunch-black of Notre Dame