What do you call an undercover cop?

A pig in a blanket.

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Why did the pig wear yellow coveralls?

He split a seam in his blue ones.

What do you call a pig on the Beach?

Bay-Con

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What did the blanket say when he fell off the bed?

Aw sheet! One of my favorite, cheesiest jokes of all time. Thought it would be a good first post to Reddit!

How do you make antifreeze?

Take away her blanket!

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What does a chef call an undercover cop?

Pig in a blanket.

Why was the policeman in bed?

Because he was an undercover cop