What did the blanket say when it fell off the bed?

Oh sheeeeeettttt!

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Bed Jokes More Bed Jokes

What did the pastor say when his blanket rose up from his bed?

Holy Sheet!"

When I bring you breakfast in bed, why can't you just say "thank you"?

instead of all this "how did you get in to my house " calling 9-11 business.

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What's the difference between a man falling from 100ft and a man falling from 10ft ?

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh - SMACK SMACK - aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

What falls faster from a tree? A leaf or an emo?

The leaf, the rope stops the emo.

Blanket Jokes More Blanket Jokes

What do you call a special needs sheep that got turned into a blanket?

A down comforter.

What do you call an undercover cop?

A pig in a blanket.