What did the blanket say when it fell off the bed?

Oh sheeeeeettttt!

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What did the blanket say as it fell of the bed?

Sheet

What did the blanket say when he fell off the bed?

Aw sheet! One of my favorite, cheesiest jokes of all time. Thought it would be a good first post to Reddit!