What did the blanket say when it fell off the bed?

Oh sheeeeeettttt!

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How do Australians sleep?

With their heads at the foot of the bed.

What animals do you bring to bed?

Your calves.

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Why did Constantinople fall?

Itstumbled.

Whats the difference between a baby and a 10g of cocaine?

Eric Clapton wouldnt let a bag full of cocaine fall off the window

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What did the blanket say to the bed?

Don't worry, I've got you covered.

What did the blanket say as it fell of the bed?

Sheet