What did the gang-banger say when two houses fell on him?

Get off me, homes.

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How do you keep your Thanksgiving guests from falling asleep on your couch?

Infuse the gravy with cocaine.

What's the difference between a four year old and a baggie of cocaine?

Eric Clapton wouldn't let a baggie of cocaine fall out the window.

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Why did the house go to the doctor?

It was having window panes.

What the hell is this REstraining Order?

I never even got a Straining Order I'm gonna go over to her house and sort this out.