What did the gang-banger say when two houses fell on him?

Get off me, homes.

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What's the difference between a 4 year old and a bag of cocaine?

Eric Clapton would never let a bag of cocaine fall out of a window. Too soon

What do you call an arrogant criminal falling down the stairs?

A condescending con descending.

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How can you tell if Michael Jackson has company?

Q. How can you tell if Michael Jackson has company A. There's a big wheel parked outside his house.

What did the cholo say when two houses fell on him?

Get off me, homes!" My brother heard this on Tosh.