What did the gang-banger say when two houses fell on him?

Get off me, homes.

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What did Harry Potter say when he fell down the hill?

Ouch! I Hermione!"

What do you call the action where a dead guy falls out of a car and you have to put him back in?

A rehearsal

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What did Christa McAuliffe say to her husband before she left her house to board the Challenger space shuttle?

You feed the dogs, and I'll feed the fish."

What do you call a chicken haunting your house?

A Poultrygeist!