What did the gang-banger say when two houses fell on him?

Get off me, homes.

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What do they say when a woman falls over?

FULL SPEED AHEAD!" Sauce: https://www.youtube.com/watch v=OA8TlOsVw#t=82

Why do nuns hate laundry day?

They always fall back on old habits.

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What's the difference between a tea bag and a used tampon?

What's the Difference between a tea bag and a used tampon - I dunno... - I'm never drinking tea at your house again then!

What do you call a horse that has been kicked out of his house?

Unstable