What did the gang-banger say when two houses fell on him?

Get off me, homes.

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Whats the difference between a baby and a bag of cocaine?

Eric Clapton wouldn't let a bag of cocaine fall out of a window.

What do you call a man with no arms and legs that falls into a body of water?

Bob.

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How many disappointments can you fit into a van?

I don't know, I can't get them outside of the house.

How can you tell if a dinosaur is visiting your house?

His tricycle will be parked outside.