What did the gang-banger say when two houses fell on him?

Get off me, homes.

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When you fall in love it burns and you die, right?

Yes, son. Love is terrible. "No Mom, I said LAVA." Oh. You maybe can survive that one.

Why do scuba-divers go in backwards?

Because if they went forward they'd fall in the boat.

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Who was the best actor in the bible ?

Samson he brought the house down !

What did the house turn into on the night of the full moon?

A Warehouse.