What did the gang-banger say when two houses fell on him?

Get off me, homes.

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Why did Lucy fall off the monkey bars?

A: She's got no arms Me: Knock Knock Them: Whose there Me: Not Lucy.

Why did Mother Nature trip the last day of summer?

To make it Fall.

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What do you get if you play a country music song backwards?

You get your wife back. Your house back. Your truck back. Your dog back...

What did the house turn into on the night of the full moon?

A Warehouse.