What did the gang-banger say when two houses fell on him?

Get off me, homes.

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What did pikachu say when ash fell off a cliff?

Pikachu, that's all he can say.

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Ear we go !

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Why didn't the fiddler have to pay for anything?

Because it was all on the house

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What " "You aren't coming to my house"