What do cows read at the breakfast table?

The moospaper!

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What does a cow ride when his car is broken?

A COW-asaki MOO-torcycle!

How did the blonde die drinking milk?

A: The cow fell on her.

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What do cows read at the breakfast table?

The moospaper!

What did the blind man say when he picked up a cheese grater?

This is the most violent story I've ever read!

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What do cows read at the breakfast table?

The moospaper!

What did Obi-Wan say to Luke at the breakfast table?

A: "Use the fork, Luke."