What do cows read at the breakfast table?

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How can you tell a cow isn't listening to you?

Everything you say goes in one ear and out the udder!

Why didn't the cow want to go skydiving?

the steaks were too high.

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What do you call a epileptic roman emperor?

Just had a Seizure. (too those who dont get it read it out loud quickly)

What do you call Kim Jong-un reading a Stephen King novel?

Fearless Reader

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What did Obi-Wan say to Luke at the breakfast table?

A: "Use the fork, Luke."

What do cows read at the breakfast table?

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