What do you call a horse wearing Venetian blinds?

A zebra!

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Who are the biggest nay-sayers on Earth?

Horses

What kind of television do horses like?

A: Saddle-lite TV

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What do you call someone who wears a diaper fashioned from a map?

Incontinent

Why don't Canadians wear tank tops?

They don't have the right to bare arms

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How do you make a Venetian blind?

Poke him in the eye

What do you call a horse wearing Venetian blinds?

A zebra!

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What did the guy Zebra say to the girl Zebra?

Take ze bra off.

What has four legs and is always ready to travel?

A zebra with a private jet.