What do you call a horse wearing Venetian blinds?

A zebra!

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What do you get when you cross a horse with a pig?

Sarah Jessica Porker

What do you call the horse than lives next door?

A neighbour!

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Why shouldn't you wear loose fitting shorts when visiting Ukraine?

Because Chernobyl fallout

Why did the black guy wear a suit and tie to his vasectomy?

Well, if I'm gonna be impotent, I'm gonna look impotent."

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How do you make a Venetian blind?

Poke him in the eye

What do you call a horse wearing Venetian blinds?

A zebra!

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What are the two oldest animals on Earth?

The Zebra and the Panda. Because we see them in black and white.

What did the guy Zebra say to the girl Zebra?

Take ze bra off.