What do you call a horse wearing Venetian blinds?

A zebra!

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What happens when a bull and a horse go to a bar?

They get BUCKED up!

What do ghosts like about riding horses?

Ghoulloping.

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What kind of shoes does Voldemort wear?

Hor-crocs.

Why would a blonde wear green lipstick?

A.) Because red means Stop.

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How do you make a Venetian blind?

Poke him in the eye

What do you call a horse wearing Venetian blinds?

A zebra!

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What are the two oldest animals on Earth?

The Zebra and the Panda. Because we see them in black and white.

What has four legs and is always ready to travel?

A zebra with a private jet.