What do you call a horse wearing Venetian blinds?

A zebra!

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What would happen if tarantulas were as big as horses ?

If one bit you you could ride it to hospital !

How much power does it take to move a tank?

A horse

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What aftershave do monsters wear?

Brute.

What do you wear to dance the salsa?

Hot pants.

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How do you make a Venetian blind?

Poke him in the eye

What do you call a horse wearing Venetian blinds?

A zebra!

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Why do you never see zebras or antelopes at Victoria Station ?

Because it's a 'mane-lion' station !

What do you call a horse that's a criminal?

A Zebra.