What's the difference between Tuna, a Piano, and a bottle of Glue?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna!

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between the Earth and my sock?

The Earth's crust is on the outside.

What's the difference between a lobster and an oriental woman run over by a steamroller?

One's a crustacean and the other a crushed Asian.

Tuna Jokes More Tuna Jokes

Which is the saltiest fish?

Tuna

What kind of fish is made out of two sodium atoms?

Tuna (2Na).

Piano Jokes More Piano Jokes

What did the Men's Right's Activist say when he left his piano out in the rain?

MUH SOGGY KEYS!

What's better than a dozen roses on a piano?

Tulips on an organ.

Glue Jokes More Glue Jokes

What do you call a bottle of glue in a spy's pocket?

A bonding agent.

How many people work in the Lada factory?

Two. One to cut and one to glue

Bottle Jokes More Bottle Jokes

How did you meet daddy?

Me: Well, it all started with a friendly game of spin the bottle at the family reunion...

What is the difference between a beautiful dress and a bottle of Whisky?

A beautiful dress can make one girl look gorgeous... A bottle of whiskey can make all girls look gorgeous.