What's the difference between Tuna, a Piano, and a bottle of Glue?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna!

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between a "Battery" and a woman?

ANSWER: A battery has a positive side.

How can you tell the difference between a weasel and a stoat?

One is weasely identifiable while the other is stoatally different.

Tuna Jokes More Tuna Jokes

What doesn't belong?

The Tuna, since all of the others are crushedasians.

How do you check the intonation of a guitar underwater?

With a tuna.

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Why wasn't the fish allowed to play in the band?

Because he couldn't tuna piano!

What's the difference between between a piano, tuna, and glue?

You can tuna piano, but you cant piano tuna!

Glue Jokes More Glue Jokes

What do a tuna, a piano, and a pot of glue have in common?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna!

How can you make money fast?

Glue it to the floor.

Bottle Jokes More Bottle Jokes

What do French people do when they don't have bottles of their favourite beverage?

They go to Cannes

What's worse than finding Astroglide on your Mom's shopping list?

Finding an empty bottle in the trash.