What do you get when you combine a watch and a bottle of beer?

A really good watch.

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What are an idiot's last words?

Hey, watch this.

What do you call a statistician watching a bull fight?

A mathador.

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What did the German physicist use to drink his beer?

Ein stein. - From Big Nate, as told by my kid.

Where's the dog?

flashback to me giving him the keys to the car to get more beer* ME: I let him outside.

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Why do pills bottles have cotton in them?

So they can remind black people the picked cotton before they sold drugs.

How did the bottle of whiskey laugh?

wryly.

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What do you get when you combine mayonnaise and bologne?

Bolognese sauce

What do you get when you combine a blonde woman with a physicist?

A: Marie Curie