What do you get when you combine a watch and a bottle of beer?

A really good watch.

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Watch Jokes More Watch Jokes

What do you get when you watch Cinderella backwards?

You see a woman learn her place.

What do you call black men working while white men watch?

Slav-The NBA

Beer Jokes More Beer Jokes

Why should you always take two Mormon's fishing?

Cause if you take one, he'll drink all your beer

What do yeast and a redneck have in common?

They're both usually found with beer and inbred. -&y (written by moi)

Bottle Jokes More Bottle Jokes

What's in the bottle?

Me: "It's water." Cop: "This is wine." Me: "What! That Jesus! He did it again!"

What do you get if you cross a bottle of water with an electric eel?

A bit of a shock really!

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What do you get when you combine human DNA with a goats?

kicked out of the petting zoo...

What do you get when you combine a watch with a dog?

An eternally suffering abomination...YOU MONSTER!