What do you get when you combine a watch and a bottle of beer?

A really good watch.

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Where do angles go for fun on the weekends?

To watch movies in the THETA

What type of movie does a blind person watch?

Black and black movies.

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What's he like?

asked the police officer sympathetically. The boy replied, "Beer and women."

What are 3 naked woman on a crate of beer?

In the way!

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What's worse than finding Astroglide on your Mom's shopping list?

Finding an empty bottle in the trash.

What's in the bottle?

Me: "It's water." Cop: "This is wine." Me: "What! That Jesus! He did it again!"

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What do you get when you combine an elephant and a poodle?

A dead poodle, split in half.

What do you get when you combine an excess of waste and recycling?

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