What do you get when you combine a watch and a bottle of beer?

A really good watch.

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Why don't women need watches?

There's a clock on the stove.

Why doesn't Superman watch Game of thrones?

Because he has a LED-TV.

Beer Jokes More Beer Jokes

How many guys does it take to open a beer?

None, it should be open when she brings it to you.

What did the bartender say to the giraffe when he ordered a beer?

Long neck or giraffed?

Bottle Jokes More Bottle Jokes

Why was the bottle laying down?

someone flipped it.

What do French people do when they don't have bottles of their favourite beverage?

They go to Cannes

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What do you get when you combine an excess of waste and recycling?

r/jokes

What do you get when you combine a black guy and an octopus?

nobody knows actually but it will be perfect for picking cotton.