What do you get when you combine a watch and a bottle of beer?

A really good watch.

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Where would an eccentric beverage go if it wanted to watch married couplesfight and read high quality humor columns?

To the Drink Quirks Wed Fight.

What was the last thing the snowboarder ever said?

Hey guys, watch this!"

Beer Jokes More Beer Jokes

Who's there ! Beryl ! Beryl who ?

Beryl of beer !

What do you call a hillbilly giraffe that lives in a trailer and drinks beer all day?

A rednnnnnneeeeeeeccccccccckkkkkk.

Bottle Jokes More Bottle Jokes

What do you have when you got a bag of weed and a bottle of Jack Daniel's?

Jackpot!

Why do Polish people keep empty bottles in their refrigerator?

For people that don't want anything to drink

Combine Jokes More Combine Jokes

What do you get when you combined a baseball player with a metal alloy?

A steel

What do you get when you combine Soccer and Baseball?

Golbat.