What do you get when you combine a watch and a bottle of beer?

A really good watch.

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Why was the man intently watching the bowl of snickers?

He wanted to see who would have the last laugh. back to work...

What are you watching?

Our wedding video."

Beer Jokes More Beer Jokes

Why do American beer companies always advise that their beer should be served cold?

So you can tell it apart from urine

Which beer did the flower drink that made it realize that it was smarter when it was young?

Budweiser

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What does an empty bottle of Champaign and an orphan have in common?

Nether of them have a pop.

What's the difference between Amy Winehouse, Janice Joplin, Jim Morrison, and a bottle of scotch?

OC) A bottle of scotch can keep beyond 27 years.

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What happens when you combine alcohol and literature?

Tequila Mockingbird

What do you get when you combine an elephant and a poodle?

A dead poodle, split in half.