What do you get when you combine a watch and a bottle of beer?

A really good watch.

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What are a redneck's last two words before dying ?

WATCH THIS !

What do Twitter drama and football have in common?

They are both interesting to watch.

Beer Jokes More Beer Jokes

What'll it be, mister?

The skeleton says, "A beer and a mop, please!"

What did the German physicist use to drink his beer?

Ein stein. - From Big Nate, as told by my kid.

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What do you call a bottle of glue in a spy's pocket?

A bonding agent.

What do you get if you cross a cat with a bottle of vinegar ?

A sourpuss !

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What do you get when you combine an elephant and a poodle?

A dead poodle, split in half.

What do you get when you combine a recliner with a fruit?

A chairy.