What do you call a bottle of glue in a spy's pocket?

A bonding agent.

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What's the difference... ...between a piano, a fish, and glue?

You can tune a piano but you can't tuna fish "What about the glue " I knew you'd get stuck on that.

Whats the easiest way to drown a blonde?

Glue a penny to the bottom of a swimming pool ALTERNATE ENDING: Put a scratch n' sniff at the bottom of a swimming pool

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Why don't you see blonde pharmacists?

They can't get the bottles into the typewriter!

How does a virgin pop her cherry?

by using a bottle opener

Bond Jokes More Bond Jokes

What did the super spy polyatomic ion say when he walked into the bar?

The name's Bond, Covalent Bond

What's that jabbing me in the gluteus maximus?

Bond: my PPK Money Penny: 'K