What do you call a bottle of glue in a spy's pocket?

A bonding agent.

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Glue Jokes More Glue Jokes

Whats the difference between a piano, a tuna, and a bottle of glue?

Anyone can tuna piano, but nobody can piano a tuna!

How many people work in the Lada factory?

Two. One to cut and one to glue

Bottle Jokes More Bottle Jokes

How do you react to the fragrance of a bottle of wine from the year 2000?

Smells like teen spirit.

What about the two old ladies who brought a bottle of whiskey to the baseball game?

At the bottom of the fifth the bags were loaded.

Bond Jokes More Bond Jokes

What am I a pillow now?

Her: Yep, and pillows don't talk. I think we're bonding.

What does a blonde woman is doing with her ear bonded to the wall ?

Listening .