What do you call a bottle of glue in a spy's pocket?

A bonding agent.

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Glue Jokes More Glue Jokes

What's the difference between a tuna, a piano, and a tub of glue?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano tuna.

Whats the easiest way to drown a blonde?

Glue a penny to the bottom of a swimming pool ALTERNATE ENDING: Put a scratch n' sniff at the bottom of a swimming pool

Bottle Jokes More Bottle Jokes

What's better than breaking the seal on a bottle?

breaking the seal on a rock.

What does an orphan and a bottle of champagne have in common?

They both lost their pop.

Bond Jokes More Bond Jokes

Why did helium get into a fight with neon?

They can't bond with each other, no matter how hard they try.

What type of bonds deals with the bad guys?

James