What do you call a bottle of glue in a spy's pocket?

A bonding agent.

Previous Random Joke Next

Glue Jokes More Glue Jokes

What do you call an aminoacid glued to an Australian?

A glutamate.

What's the difference between Tuna, a Piano, and a bottle of Glue?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna!

Bottle Jokes More Bottle Jokes

What do you call it when two bottles of lotion start dating?

A re-lotion-ship.

Why do pills bottles have cotton in them?

So they can remind black people the picked cotton before they sold drugs.

Bond Jokes More Bond Jokes

Why don't Bond villains feel cold in the winter?

Because they dress in lairs.

Why did the robot cross the road?

Because it was carbon bonded to the chicken.