What do you call a bottle of glue in a spy's pocket?

A bonding agent.

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Glue Jokes More Glue Jokes

How do you start a rave party in Africa without a soundsystem?

Glue a sandwich on the ceiling.

What did the writer say when he glued himself to his book?

That's my story and I'm sticking to it.

Bottle Jokes More Bottle Jokes

What is the difference between a beautiful dress and a bottle of Whisky?

A beautiful dress can make one girl look gorgeous... A bottle of whiskey can make all girls look gorgeous.

Whats the difference between a piano, a tuna, and a bottle of glue?

Anyone can tuna piano, but nobody can piano a tuna!

Bond Jokes More Bond Jokes

What is 007's favorite subject at school?

Chemistry, because he knows a lot about bonds!

What do a marriage and superglue have in common?

They both form a bond in seconds, last (ideally) forever, and are dissolved by alcohol.