What do you call a bottle of glue in a spy's pocket?

A bonding agent.

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Glue Jokes More Glue Jokes

Where did the glue go on vacation?

Nowhere! He just stuck around!

What does a piano, a tuna and a pot of glue have in common?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna.

Bottle Jokes More Bottle Jokes

What is the difference between a beautiful dress and a bottle of Whisky?

A beautiful dress can make one girl look gorgeous... A bottle of whiskey can make all girls look gorgeous.

Why does pushing my finger against a bottle of Pepsi make me sad?

Because it's soda pressing.

Bond Jokes More Bond Jokes

What's the difference between men and government bonds?

Bonds mature.

What do you call a bottle of glue in a spy's pocket?

A bonding agent.