What do you call a bottle of glue in a spy's pocket?

A bonding agent.

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Glue Jokes More Glue Jokes

What's the difference between tuna, glue and a piano?

You can tuna piano but you can't piano tuna!

What did the writer say when he glued himself to his book?

That's my story and I'm sticking to it.

Bottle Jokes More Bottle Jokes

Who says you can't make someone love you?

I've got a bottle of Scotch, some duct tape and a fresh batch of cupcakes, that beg to differ.

What about the two old ladies who brought a bottle of whiskey to the baseball game?

At the bottom of the fifth the bags were loaded.

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What am I a pillow now?

Her: Yep, and pillows don't talk. I think we're bonding.

Why don't Bond villains feel cold in the winter?

Because they dress in lairs.