What do you call a bottle of glue in a spy's pocket?

A bonding agent.

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What do you call a bottle of glue in a spy's pocket?

A bonding agent.

What did the writer say when he glued himself to his book?

That's my story and I'm sticking to it.

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What about the two old ladies who brought a bottle of whiskey to the baseball game?

At the bottom of the fifth the bags were loaded.

What did the bottle of milk say to the Mexican?

Soy milk.

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Who's there ! Bond ! Bond who ?

Bond to succeed !

What do you call a bottle of glue in a spy's pocket?

A bonding agent.