What do you call a bottle of glue in a spy's pocket?

A bonding agent.

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What's the difference between a piano, a tuna fish, and a pot of glue?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano tuna. ... What about the pot of glue I knew you'd get stuck.

What do you call a bottle of glue in a spy's pocket?

A bonding agent.

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What do you have when you got a bag of weed and a bottle of Jack Daniel's?

Jackpot!

What do you call a bottle of seltzer that lost all its bubbles?

Water...

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What's the difference between men and government bonds?

Bonds mature.

How did Metallica get their band name?

They Bonded over lunch.