What if my baby doesn't make ultra sounds?

What if it's just farting noises Is it graded on a curve

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Fart Jokes More Fart Jokes

How's a fart and a teenager alike?

Because once you go to sleep, you can't trust either of them to not sneak out.

What was the question?

Son: "Who's farted"

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What's the difference between a burlap sack and my nutsack?

The babies in my nutsack are still living.

What is black and knocking on the window from the inside?

A baby in the oven.

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What's long and hard on a black guy?

First grade.

What if my baby doesn't make ultra sounds?

What if it's just farting noises Is it graded on a curve

Noise Jokes More Noise Jokes

What noise does a nut make when it has a cold?

CASHEWW!

Why Pyongyang the capital of North Korea?

It is the same noise the elastic bands that launch their nuclear missiles make

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What if my baby doesn't make ultra sounds?

What if it's just farting noises Is it graded on a curve

What do you call a friendly Mancunian midwife?

Ultra sound

Curve Jokes More Curve Jokes

What did the exponential equation say to the linear equation?

Real graphs have curves.

What if my baby doesn't make ultra sounds?

What if it's just farting noises Is it graded on a curve