What if my baby doesn't make ultra sounds?

What if it's just farting noises Is it graded on a curve

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Fart Jokes More Fart Jokes

What Happens when you fart in church?

You sit in your own pew

What is the sharpest thing in the world?

A fart. It will cut through your pants and not even leave a hole.

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

What's more fun then swinging a baby on a clothes line?

Stopping it with a shovel.

Why couldn't the baby Jesus be born in Montana?

They couldn't find 3 wise men or a virgin!

Grade Jokes More Grade Jokes

What's black and white and can't turn around in a corridor?

A nun with a javelin in her throat. (The only joke I can ever recall when asked for one. Told to me by my art teacher in Grade 11. Needless to say, he was my favourite teacher)

What's long and hard on a black man?

The third grade.

Noise Jokes More Noise Jokes

What is the difference between diarrhea and a regular stool?

You can't gbrblblblbl(gargling noise) with a regular stool.

What noise does a Nintendo ambulance make?

Wii-u-Wii-u-Wii-u-Wii-u-Wii-u

Ultra Sound Jokes More Ultra Sound Jokes

What if my baby doesn't make ultra sounds?

What if it's just farting noises Is it graded on a curve

What do you call a friendly Mancunian midwife?

Ultra sound

Curve Jokes More Curve Jokes

What physical trait does a shapely woman who studies statistics have?

Belle curves.

Why does a dog lick his balls?

Because he can't curve his paw into a little fist