What if my baby doesn't make ultra sounds?

What if it's just farting noises Is it graded on a curve

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Pasta la vista, baby."

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It's PAN-demonium!

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What if my baby doesn't make ultra sounds?

What if it's just farting noises Is it graded on a curve

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Ultra sound

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What if my baby doesn't make ultra sounds?

What if it's just farting noises Is it graded on a curve

What physical trait does a shapely woman who studies statistics have?

Belle curves.