What should you do when people talk behind your back?

Fart

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People Jokes More People Jokes

Why don't people raid dodo nests anymore?

Because their eggs stinked!

Why do people hit things (ex. TV, computer, etc.) when they don't work?

Well, it worked with the slaves.

Fart Jokes More Fart Jokes

What Happens when you fart in church?

You sit in your own pew

Why wouldn't the teacher fart in public?

Because she was a private tutor

Talk Jokes More Talk Jokes

What did Pink Panther say when he stepped on Ant?

Nothing, Pink Panther doesn't talk!

How do you tell an introvert and an extrovert mathematician apart?

When talking to you, the extrovert mathematician looks at *your* shoes.