What should you do when people talk behind your back?

Fart

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What do you call a theme park where people go to have selfies with chickens?

Pout-ry farm..

What's black and smells like people?

Black People

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What's the sharpest thing in the word?

A fart. It goes right through your pants and doesn't leave a hole.

What do you call it when a king rips a fart?

Air to the throne.

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What's the opposite of a hot dog "Um...a cold cat?

Exactly. Now let's talk about Fluffy

Why doctor?

Doctor: "Because I'm trying to talk to you, and it's very distracting."