What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor?

Where's my tractor?

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Either way, someone is going to end up losing a trailer.

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A Roamin Catholic.

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What did Mrs Revere say when Paul got on a gorilla to warn the farmers that the British were coming?

Paul stop monkeying around!

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How did the farmer find his lost cow?

He tractor down

What does the farmer, looking for his tractor, say?

Where is my tractor?