What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor?

Where's my tractor?

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How do you bowl a 301?

Do you know anyone who has bowled a 300 and lost

How does a crackhead lose weight?

Diet Coke.

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Why does the farmer hate his job?

because he has a deep-seeded hatred for planting.

Why did the farmer take a bale of hay to bed?

He wanted to feed his nightmares.

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What does an apple and an apple tree have in common?

A: They both don't drive tractors.

Why did the man sleep under the tractor?

Because he wanted to wake up oily.