What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor?

Where's my tractor?

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What're you in for?

I had a solid tweet *takes drag off cigarette* and no one faved it. I just lost it." "We've all been there, brother."

What would be the worst possible thing to see on Reddit after losing your family in a car crash?

removed (two children)

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What did the neurotic pig say to the farmer?

You take me for grunted.

Why did the farmer use a steam roller?

He wanted to grow mashed potatoes.

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What do you call a bunch of tractors parked in front of a McDonald's on Friday night in Wisconsin?

Prom night.

How did the farmer find his lost cow?

He tractor down