What does an apple and an apple tree have in common?

A: They both don't drive tractors.

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Tractor Jokes More Tractor Jokes

What do you call a person who loved tractors but doesn't any more?

An extractor fan

How did the farmer find his wife?

He tractor down

Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

What car does Catwoman drive?

A Purrgeot.

How do you know when you are too drunk to drive?

When you swerve to miss a tree and then realise it was your air freshener..

Apple Jokes More Apple Jokes

How long have I got?

Not long. Two, three months" casually places apple on desk "Ok, ok, six. Just get that out of here!"

What does a pirate wear if he works at Apple?

iPatch

Apple Tree Jokes More Apple Tree Jokes

What does an apple and an apple tree have in common?

A: They both don't drive tractors.

What do you get hanging from apple trees?

Sore Arms.