What does an apple and an apple tree have in common?

A: They both don't drive tractors.

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How did the farmer find his lost cow?

He tractor down

What do you call a person who loved tractors but doesn't any more?

An extractor fan

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What's the fastest way to drive through Louisiana?

Drive the route with Les Miles! ... I'll see myself out.

What's the difference between a 4WD and a rental car?

A rental car can drive anywhere.

Apple Jokes More Apple Jokes

What do you get when you cross menstruation and apples?

The MaxiPad

Why did Jon snow stand in line at the Apple store?

For the watch!

Apple Tree Jokes More Apple Tree Jokes

What do you get hanging from apple trees?

Sore Arms.

What does an apple and an apple tree have in common?

A: They both don't drive tractors.