What does an apple and an apple tree have in common?

A: They both don't drive tractors.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor?

Where's my tractor?

What does a duck call a tractor?

A Quakter

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Why could Jimmy not drive a tractor?

Because he had no arms or legs. Why Because he is a potato.

What kind of car do ghosts drive?

BOOgatti!

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What happened when Isaac Newton met the apple?

He found the apple was a surprisingly down-to-Earth kinda guy.

How many apples grow on a tree?

All of them

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What do you get hanging from apple trees?

Sore Arms.

What do you get hanging from Apple trees?

Sore arms.