What does an apple and an apple tree have in common?

A: They both don't drive tractors.

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Whats a farmers best dating advice?

A tractor

What do you call a bunch of tractors parked in front of a McDonald's on Friday night in Wisconsin?

Prom night.

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What car does Luke Skywalker drive?

A Toyoda

What is the difference between St. Patrick and Christopher Columbus?

One drove all the snakes from Ireland, the other drove away all of the Native Americans.

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Why do SJWs hate Apple computers?

Because they're not PC

What reads and lives in an apple ?

A bookworm !

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What do you get hanging from apple trees?

Sore Arms.

What do you get hanging from Apple trees?

Sore arms.