What does an apple and an apple tree have in common?

A: They both don't drive tractors.

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What does the farmer, looking for his tractor, say?

Where is my tractor?

What do you call a person who loved tractors but doesn't any more?

An extractor fan

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Whole Foods Cashier: Do you have your grocery bags?

Me: Kidding At $6 an apple you should drive them home and make an apple pie for me.

How's my driving?

sticker on her car. Her phone hasn't stopped ringing since.

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What do you call Apple's next beauty product?

The iLiner.

Why couldn't the apple send an e-mail to the orange?

Because the lime was engaged.

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How does a elephant hide in the jungle?

2.What is the Loudest sound in the jungle 1.Paints its balls red and climbs up a apple tree. 2.Tarzan picking apples.

What do you get hanging from apple trees?

Sore Arms.