How did the farmer find his wife?

He tractor down

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Why would my wife ask if I was wearing this shirt when it's already on?

Stop talking in secret code.

How's the ventriloquism going?

ME: Not good. WIFE: But I got you that Ventriloquism For Dummies book. ME: I don't think he read it.

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What did the divers find the sunken Korean ferry had hit?

Malaysia Airlines Flight 370

What did the guy say when he found out that his wife's breast s had implants?

THOSE ARE SILLY CONES"

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Why does a farmer look out of his window in the morning?

A: Because he can't see through the wall.

What did the farmer say to Lil Jon?

Turnip for what

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What's does an extractor fan sound like?

I used to love tractors

What do you call a bunch of tractors parked in front of a McDonald's on Friday night in Wisconsin?

Prom night.