How did the farmer find his wife?

He tractor down

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Why were the 2 in love melons upset?

Because they cantaloupe. (The wife thought of this one... hopefully nobody else has posted it)

Which ones?

Wife: BLTOUR & E Me: Well, that could spell trouble

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Why was it so easy to find the buried communist treasure after the Cold War?

Because X Marx the spot.

How are a hobo and a balloon alike?

Both are without visible means of support. (My son found that in a children's joke book)

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Why did the farmer start a punk rock band?

He was tired of Haulin' Oats

Why does the corn hate the farmer?

Because he picks his ears!

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Why could Jimmy not drive a tractor?

Because he had no arms or legs. Why Because he is a potato.

Why did the man sleep under the tractor?

Because he wanted to wake up oily.