How did the farmer find his wife?

He tractor down

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What gets bigger every time I see my wife?

My wife.

What do you do when your wife is blocking view of the TV?

Go to the kitchen and shorten her chain.

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What 3 candies do you find in school?

Redhots, DumDums, and smarties.

Who's the wost president ever?

Guess we'll find out in January.

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How did the farmer find his lost cow?

He tractor down

What did the neurotic pig say to the farmer?

You take me for grunted.

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What's does an extractor fan sound like?

I used to love tractors

How did the farmer find his wife?

He tractor down