How did the farmer find his wife?

He tractor down

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What did the husband say to his wife when he tried pushing it in as much as he could, but it still wouldn't fit?

He said "I'm going to try on a different shoe size."

What's the difference between a wife and a mistress?

A: About fifty pounds.

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Why was the blonde crawling on the ground in the shop?

She was trying to find the lowest prices

How many Super Saiyans does it take to change a lightbulb?

Find out next time on Dragon Ball Z!

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What do farmers give their wives on Valentine's Day?

Hog and kisses!

What is the farmers favorite way to greet someone?

Hay!"

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What does the farmer, looking for his tractor, say?

Where is my tractor?

Why could Jimmy not drive a tractor?

Because he had no arms or legs. Why Because he is a potato.