What did the farmer say to Lil Jon?

Turnip for what

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Farmer Jokes More Farmer Jokes

What did the mama pig say when junior pig bought a basket of wormy apples?

Don't tell the farmer. He might charge us extra."

Why did the little pig hide the soap?

He heard the farmer yell "Hogwash!"

Turnip Jokes More Turnip Jokes

What do root vegetables do at tha club?

Turnip

What did the carrot say when the last vegetable arrived at the party?

TURNIP

Lil Jon Jokes More Lil Jon Jokes

What is Lil Jon's favorite flavor of BBQ?

Mesquite squite squite. ...Forgive me I'm freshly smoked.

What did Lil' Jon do when Home Depot employee tried to sell him a lightbulb?

Turned down 4 watt