What did the farmer say to Lil Jon?

Turnip for what

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How did the farmer deal with the stubborn sheep's wool?

With shear willpower

Why did the farmer run through his fields with a steamroller?

Because he wanted mashed potatoes!!!!

Turnip Jokes More Turnip Jokes

What do snotty vegetables do when they see something they don't like ?

They 'turnip' their noses.

What was the vegan rock band's first hit?

Lettuce turnip the beet!

Lil Jon Jokes More Lil Jon Jokes

What university did Lil Jon go to?

YAAAAAAAAALE

What did Lil' Jon do when Home Depot employee tried to sell him a lightbulb?

Turned down 4 watt