What did the farmer say to Lil Jon?

Turnip for what

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What did the farmer say when he tried to milk the cow, but nothing came out?

Time to try the udder one."

Why did the little pig hide the soap?

He heard the farmer yell "Hogwash!"

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What did the farmer say about his missing vegetables?

Lettuce pray they turnip.

What did the carrot say when the last vegetable arrived at the party?

TURNIP

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What did the farmer say to Lil Jon?

Turnip for what

What did Lil' Jon do when Home Depot employee tried to sell him a lightbulb?

Turned down 4 watt