What did the farmer say to Lil Jon?

Turnip for what

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Farmer Jokes More Farmer Jokes

Why did they not allow farmers in Greece?

They got tired of all the minotaurs.

How did the farmer find his wife?

He tractor down

Turnip Jokes More Turnip Jokes

What did one turnip say to the other?

We're white and bulbous, just like America

What vegetable parties the hardest?

A Turnip.

Lil Jon Jokes More Lil Jon Jokes

What is Lil Jon's favorite flavor of BBQ?

Mesquite squite squite. ...Forgive me I'm freshly smoked.

What university did Lil Jon go to?

YAAAAAAAAALE