What did one turnip say to the other?

We're white and bulbous, just like America

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What did the carrot say when the last vegetable arrived at the party?

TURNIP

What did the vegetables say at the garden party?

Lettuce turnip the beet

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Who do you save?

America. Keep right on going and don't stop.

What's it called when you go around looking for stuff to buy that's made in America?

Antiquing.