What did one turnip say to the other?

We're white and bulbous, just like America

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Turnip Jokes More Turnip Jokes

What do snotty vegetables do when they see something they don't like ?

They 'turnip' their noses.

What do vegetables that go to college do on the weekends?

They Turnip

America Jokes More America Jokes

Who do you save?

America. Keep right on going and don't stop.

What's does America and programming have in common?

When you fix one problem, 38 more problems pop up.