What did one turnip say to the other?

We're white and bulbous, just like America

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What did the farmer say about his missing vegetables?

Lettuce pray they turnip.

What did the farmer say to Lil Jon?

Turnip for what

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Why couldn't Shah Rukh Khan enter America?

Because he wasn't an Amirkhan

What happens when you take a joke too far?

The 45th President of the United States of America.