What did one turnip say to the other?

We're white and bulbous, just like America

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What did one turnip say to the other?

We're white and bulbous, just like America

What was the vegan rock band's first hit?

Lettuce turnip the beet!

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What do blacks and bikes have in common?

They both stop working when you take their chains off. Edit: Oh, I'm sorry. I thought this was America. By the way, got this from AskReddit.

What's the difference between Ireland and America?

When we say waterboarding in Ireland it means surfing.