When we say waterboarding in Ireland it means surfing.
Britons think 200 miles is a long distance, and American's think 200 years is a long time.
The bag of rice can feed a family of four.
Nobody at the ticket counter knows what "north career" means
Wife: That's not what I meant by pick up my towel. Just hand it to me, idiot.
In America, we call our inbred hillbillies. In Europe, they call them royals.
America.
A virgin.
They couldn't find 3 wise men and a virgin.
They surf the Net On Yahoo.
The www.erewolf.
Waterboarding.
