What's the difference between Ireland and America?

When we say waterboarding in Ireland it means surfing.

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What's the difference between a drummer and shoes in a dryer?

Nothing.

What's the difference between Amazon Prime and the Amazon River?

The Amazon River actually has sails.

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Why did Marie from Everybody Loves Raymond never get a divorce?

She didn't want an ex Ray Edit: I meant debra

What do you do, if you're jerking off when you're meant to do something else but you're putting it off?

Procrasturbation.

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What was the anti-aging makeup company's slogan?

Make America 8 again

Why Can't America tell knock knock jokes?

Cause' freedom RINGS!

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Where did AT&T get their 2007 slogan?

Ireland: More bars in more places

Why Ireland so rich?

Because its capital is always Dublin.

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Who surfs the Net by pecking at the keyboard?

www.oody www.oodpecker.

What do you call an alien surfing the Internet?

e-t.

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What tends to satisfy thirst the most?

Waterboarding.

What's the difference between Ireland and America?

When we say waterboarding in Ireland it means surfing.