What's the difference between America and Europe?

In America, we call our inbred hillbillies. In Europe, they call them royals.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a guy with carry on luggage and a photon?

The guy overpacked, and the photon is traveling light.

What's the difference between a biscuit and a monster?

You can dip a biscuit in your tea but a monster is too big to fit in the cup.

America Jokes More America Jokes

How did a Chinese spy disguise himself as an Arab in America?

He became a Muslim.

What do salads and Mexicans have in common ?

They both benefit America!

Inbreed Jokes More Inbreed Jokes

Why do rednecks love sandwiches?

Because they're inbred too.

What kind of dog suffers most from being inbred?

A hot dog

Europe Jokes More Europe Jokes

What do you call five tomatoes?

A tom-a-FOOT! In Europe, they call it a tom-a-METER.

What does a colonial space marine and Europe have in common?

They are both xenophobic!

Royal Jokes More Royal Jokes

What's the similarity of the World Series and Lorde?

They'll never be royals

What's the difference between America and Europe?

In America, we call our inbred hillbillies. In Europe, they call them royals.