What's the difference between America and Europe?

In America, we call our inbred hillbillies. In Europe, they call them royals.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between an Armenian and a Gorilla?

Just one hair.

What's the difference between an accident and a catastrophe?

It's an accident if a boat full of refugees starts to take in water. A catastrophe is if they know how to swim

America Jokes More America Jokes

What's the difference between America and a yogurt?

After 200 years a yogurt will develop a culture.

Why are there no knock knock jokes about the United States?

Because in America, freedom rings.

Inbreed Jokes More Inbreed Jokes

What do yeast and a redneck have in common?

They're both usually found with beer and inbred. -&y (written by moi)

What's a redneck's favorite type of bread?

Inbred

Europe Jokes More Europe Jokes

What do you call five tomatoes?

A tom-a-FOOT! In Europe, they call it a tom-a-METER.

What's the thing in common between your girlfriend starting the pill and the muisic group Europe?

It's the final condom... Ta da da da...

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What's the difference between America and Europe?

In America, we call our inbred hillbillies. In Europe, they call them royals.

What's the similarity of the World Series and Lorde?

They'll never be royals