In America, we call our inbred hillbillies. In Europe, they call them royals.
On Saint Patrick's Day everybody wants to be Irish.
The first is a super hero, the second is a simple command.
Because America is never wrong.
One has culture.
because they're inbred
Because the whole state is inbred
Just one to hold it in place while the rest of Europe runs circles around it.
Because they did not have proper tea.
They'll never be royals
