How many Frenchmen does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Just one to hold it in place while the rest of Europe runs circles around it.

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Lightbulb Jokes More Lightbulb Jokes

How many BLM protestors does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Just one to hold the bulb while the world revolves around them.

How many activists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None, because they can't change anything.

Screw Jokes More Screw Jokes

How does an engineer screw a light-bulb?

He holds the light-bulb over the socket and waits for the world to revolve around him.

How many bees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, but how do they get in there

Hold Jokes More Hold Jokes

What did the man say while holding a square clock?

I'm holding Time Square!

How many angels can a pinhead dance on?

To hold up their pants.

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

What's the difference between a brothel and a circus?

Your mother never ran away to join the circus.

What do you get when you run over geese?

Goose bumps

Place Jokes More Place Jokes

What did one plane said to the other plane?

Can I crash at your place

Why does Juan walk around the school like he owns the place?

Because his dad built it and his mom cleans it

Frenchman Jokes More Frenchman Jokes

What do you call a Frenchman wearing sandals?

Philippe Philoppe.

When does a Frenchman get his morning wood?

A bonne heure.

Circle Jokes More Circle Jokes

Why did the square breakup with the circle?

She wasn't edgy enough!

What did the triangle say to the circle?

Why are you so pointless

Rest Jokes More Rest Jokes

What's the difference between Stanley Yelnats and the rest of the kids in Holes?

He was just a nerdy digger.

Why did the cops show up at the elementary school?

A 1st grader was resisting a rest.

Europe Jokes More Europe Jokes

How much free space does Europe have ?

1 GB.

How do you tell a British guy that it's his turn to play ball?

Europe"