What do you get if you are telling puns while jogging?

A running joke.

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Pun Jokes More Pun Jokes

Why was the kleptomaniac frustrated by that joke "why can't you explain puns to kleptomaniacs?

He couldn't take a joke.

Why aren't puns called pows?

It is a play on words, after all

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

How many times did I tell you to make your bed?

Jane: I can't answer. I didn't know I was supposed to keep count!

What did Kris Kross tell the nervous paratrooper?

Tell her you're a paratrooper. Chicks dig that kind of thing."

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

How have you done that?

I don't know how but every time I run through that maze and ring the bell he gives me a piece of cheese.

Why does Harrison Ford run from Wesley Snipes?

Because he's the Blade Runner.

Jog Jokes More Jog Jokes

Why won't pigs take up jogging?

They don't like to get that far from the table.

What's the difference between a group of crafty midgets and a jogging club comprised exclusively of women?

The former is a band of cunning runts...

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What do you call a pun in a marathon?

A running joke

What do you get if you are telling puns while jogging?

A running joke.