Why does OP never deliver?

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When asked to provide proof that he had cirrhosis, what did OP do?

OP de-livered.

What's the difference between a radish and a beet?

I've never radished off to OP's mom.

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What's the most outplayed joke in all of /r/jokes?

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What cereal was removed from Tim Cook's breakfast?

Apple Jacks

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What name does Jesus use when delivering pizzas?

Chjesus Chrust *Thanks I will show myself out*

What happens when a pizzaman does an AMA on Reddit?

OP delivers.