Op Jokes

What's the difference between OP and eggs?

Eggs actually get laid.

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What's the best thing to say if a pizzaman does an AMA?

OP delivers.

Why did the Chinese Government cross the road?

THE PUNCHLINE OF THIS JOKE HAS BEEN CENSORED BY THE GOVERNMENT OF THE PEOPLES REPUBLIC OF CHINA, PLEASE REMAIN CALM WHILE WE WILL DEAL WITH THE OP IN A CIVIL MANNER.

When asked to provide proof that he had cirrhosis, what did OP do?

OP de-livered.

What is the correct way to refer to an OP who resides in Europe?

The Continental OP.

How do you tell the difference between a redditor and a MOBA player?

Ask them what OP stands for.

Why is a reflection always twice as good as the real thing?

i actually don't know where to post this idea, true jokes maybe?... There has to be a food for thought sub. This is your OP, I promise to deliver!

Why does OP never deliver?

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Why is Rengar so OP?

Because E: Bola Strike.

Why did the chicken cross OP's mother?

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Whats the difference between OP and a magical ram?

Whats the difference between OP and a magical ram? One is a Fey Goat, while the other is a .

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What's the difference between OP and a brick?

A brick gets laid!

What do you call Wolverine post-op?

An x-man.

What's the difference between OP and a Pregnant woman?

She delivers.

What's the difference between a radish and a beet?

I've never radished off to OP's mom.

Why did OP get fired from his job as a mailman?

He never delivered.

What do you get when OP gets erections?

QR

What happens when a pizzaman does an AMA on Reddit?

OP delivers.

Why would OP make a terrible pizza chain?

Because they don't deliver.

What did the Mod say to OP?

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Redditor Jokes More Redditor Jokes

Why did the redditor stand on a piece of fruit to check his weight?

BECAUSE HE WAS USING A BANANA FOR SCALE

Where do shadowbanned Redditors go?

To the PAO Camp.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get if you cross a telephone with a night crawler?

Ringworm!

Why was Jesus crucified instead of stoned?

So Catholics could do this makes the sign of the cross, instead of this bangs self in head with fists.

Reside Jokes More Reside Jokes

Where does Jon Bon Jovi reside?

HE'S LIVING ON A PRAIRIE

What is the correct way to refer to an OP who resides in Europe?

The Continental OP.

Remove Jokes More Remove Jokes

Who wants to hear an appendectomy joke?

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How do you disappoint a pack of redditors?

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Deliver Jokes More Deliver Jokes

Why are people always having their pizzas delivered?

Just order them without liver."

Howard was a kid with a paper route?

Probably not. Opie delivered.

Reflection Jokes More Reflection Jokes

Why do gingers always have such frizzy hair?

You would too if you had no reflection.

What's a narcissist's favorite color?

Reflection

Real Thing Jokes More Real Thing Jokes

Why is a reflection always twice as good as the real thing?

i actually don't know where to post this idea, true jokes maybe?... There has to be a food for thought sub. This is your OP, I promise to deliver!

When Does This White Privilege Thing Kick In?

Do I have to ask them to resend the authentication email, update my address or do I have to go to my local white privilege depot to request the trial edition of white privilege before I get the real thing?

Pizzaman Jokes More Pizzaman Jokes

What happens when a pizzaman does an AMA on Reddit?

OP delivers.

What's the best thing to say if a pizzaman does an AMA?

OP delivers.