Op Jokes

What's the difference between OP and eggs?

Eggs actually get laid.

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What's the best thing to say if a pizzaman does an AMA?

OP delivers.

Why did the Chinese Government cross the road?

THE PUNCHLINE OF THIS JOKE HAS BEEN CENSORED BY THE GOVERNMENT OF THE PEOPLES REPUBLIC OF CHINA, PLEASE REMAIN CALM WHILE WE WILL DEAL WITH THE OP IN A CIVIL MANNER.

When asked to provide proof that he had cirrhosis, what did OP do?

OP de-livered.

What is the correct way to refer to an OP who resides in Europe?

The Continental OP.

How do you tell the difference between a redditor and a MOBA player?

Ask them what OP stands for.

Why is a reflection always twice as good as the real thing?

i actually don't know where to post this idea, true jokes maybe?... There has to be a food for thought sub. This is your OP, I promise to deliver!

Why does OP never deliver?

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Why is Rengar so OP?

Because E: Bola Strike.

Why did the chicken cross OP's mother?

Whats the difference between OP and a magical ram?

Whats the difference between OP and a magical ram? One is a Fey Goat, while the other is a .

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What's the difference between OP and a brick?

A brick gets laid!

What do you call Wolverine post-op?

An x-man.

What's the difference between OP and a Pregnant woman?

She delivers.

What's the difference between a radish and a beet?

I've never radished off to OP's mom.

Why did OP get fired from his job as a mailman?

He never delivered.

What do you get when OP gets erections?

What happens when a pizzaman does an AMA on Reddit?

OP delivers.

Why would OP make a terrible pizza chain?

Because they don't deliver.

What did the Mod say to OP?

deleted

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Punchline Jokes More Punchline Jokes

When jokes go to parties, where do they wait for drinks?

In the punchlines.

Who reads the news AND makes coffee?

Katie Keurig. (I know the setup might need some work but I just like the punchline I made up.)

Good Thing Jokes More Good Thing Jokes

Whats the best thing to put into a Christmas cake ?

Your teeth !

What is the best thing to take when you're run over?

The number of the car that hit you.

Stand Jokes More Stand Jokes

What do you call a woman standing in the middle of at tennis court?

Annette!

What animal will you always see at a resturant?

A DINE-O-SAUR. I think my brother is a future stand-up comic.

Pizzaman Jokes More Pizzaman Jokes

What's the best thing to say if a pizzaman does an AMA?

OP delivers.

What happens when a pizzaman does an AMA on Reddit?

OP delivers.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get if crossed a new born snake with a basketball ?

A bouncing baby boa !

What do you get when you cross a sheltie and a cantaloupe?

A melon collie.

Remain Jokes More Remain Jokes

What's left of a garden after it catches on fire?

Chard remains.

Why didn't Count Dracula get married?

He wanted to remain a bat-chelor.

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

How do you know a white person is about to tell a joke?

He's looking over his shoulder

What is the hardest part about your wife telling you she has AIDS?

Acting surprised.

Deal Jokes More Deal Jokes

Why do Canadians love Syrian Refugees?

more moslem guys who can convert canadian girls to islam. What a deal!

How did Saddam deal with his leftovers?

He used sarin wrap