What's the difference between OP and eggs?

Eggs actually get laid.

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What's the difference between a telemarketer and a man with a multiphobic personality?

One gets lots of annoyed hangups, the other has a lot of annoying hangups.

What's the difference between a cow and Super Mario Bros?

A cow can't be milked for over 30 years

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How do dogs like their eggs cooked?

Pooched.

What's the difference between a fedora clad Brony and an egg?

The egg gets laid!

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When asked to provide proof that he had cirrhosis, what did OP do?

OP de-livered.

What happens when a pizzaman does an AMA on Reddit?

OP delivers.

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Why do hens lay eggs?

A: If they dropped them they'd break

What do men and hardwood flooring have in common?

Lay 'em right the first time and you can walk all over them the rest of your life!