Eggs actually get laid.
One gets lots of annoyed hangups, the other has a lot of annoying hangups.
A cow can't be milked for over 30 years
Pooched.
The egg gets laid!
OP de-livered.
OP delivers.
A: If they dropped them they'd break
Lay 'em right the first time and you can walk all over them the rest of your life!