What's the difference between OP and eggs?

Eggs actually get laid.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

How do you tell the difference between a triathlete and biathlete?

A triathlete doesn't go both ways.

What's the difference between a hipster and a homeless man?

An Instagram account.

Egg Jokes More Egg Jokes

Why did the Easter Bunny have to fire the duck?

Because he kept quacking all the eggs!

How is your diet going?

Horrible. I had eggs for breakfast." "Scrambled " "Cadbury."

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What's the best thing to say if a pizzaman does an AMA?

OP delivers.

Why does OP never deliver?

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What's a astronauts favorite food?

Lays, because they are full of air.

Why did the chicken cross the road half-way?

She wanted to lay it on the line.