What's the difference between OP and eggs?

Eggs actually get laid.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between Santa Claus and Tiger Woods?

Santa stops at three Hos.

Whats the difference between premenstrual tension and BSE?

One's mad cow disease the other's an agricultural problem.

Egg Jokes More Egg Jokes

Why did the mathematician bring home 24 eggs from the grocery store?

Because when he asked his wife how many eggs to buy, she said 4!

How can you tell the pig is a failure as Easter bunny?

By the egg on its face.

Op Jokes More Op Jokes

Why is Rengar so OP?

Because E: Bola Strike.

Whats the difference between OP and a magical ram?

Whats the difference between OP and a magical ram? One is a Fey Goat, while the other is a .

Lay Jokes More Lay Jokes

How do you celebrate an Ethiopian child's first birthday?

By laying flowers on their grave.

What's the difference between me and a pile of bricks?

The bricks will get laid.