What's the difference between OP and eggs?

Eggs actually get laid.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between my job and my boss's daughter?

I'm not coming into work today

What's the difference between Mick Jagger and a Scottsman?

Mick Jagger says "Hey, you, get off of my cloud!" A Scottsman says "Hey, McCloud, get off of my ewe!"

Egg Jokes More Egg Jokes

What does an egg say when he gets turnt?

Om lit cred: my friend DaMexicanBurrito from playstation.

Why did the chicken run across the road?

She was worried the egg would get there first.

Op Jokes More Op Jokes

When asked to provide proof that he had cirrhosis, what did OP do?

OP de-livered.

Why did OP get fired from his job as a mailman?

He never delivered.

Lay Jokes More Lay Jokes

Why did the chicken walk on the telephone wire?

She wanted to lay it on the line!

What's the difference between me and an egg?

An egg gets laid.