Why did the chicken run across the road?

She was worried the egg would get there first.

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Egg Jokes More Egg Jokes

What does an egg say at a party?

omelette

What do you get when you put an egg in the ground?

An eggplant.

Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

Why did the chicken cross the "net" ?

It wanted to get to the other site !

What do you call a chicken that crosses the road without looking both ways?

Dead.

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did the terrorist cross the road?

To send people to the other side.

How does a south central chicken cross the road?

In a bucket

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

How does a snail win a race?

It runs against Hillary.

What do you call Usain bolt when he's running from a lion?

Fast food

Worry Jokes More Worry Jokes

How do you know if someone was in the navy?

Oh don't worry, they'll tell you.

How do you tell if someone is opposed to GMOs?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.