Why did the chicken run across the road?

She was worried the egg would get there first.

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Egg Jokes More Egg Jokes

What's the difference between me and an egg?

An egg gets laid.

How many eggs does a Frenchman need?

One, because that's an Oeuf.

Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

How does a chicken do their hair?

With a comb, In one fowl swoop.

What appears over black man's head when he has an idea?

A fried Chicken leg

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did the punk-rocker cross the road?

He had a chicken stapled to his face.

What did grandpa say before he kicked the bucket?

How far do you think i can kick this bucket Also, Why did the chicken cross the road He was in the bucket(/spoiler)

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

How many lawyers does it take to grease a combine?

Only one if you run him through slowly!

Whats the only fruit that can't run away to get married??

A Cantaloupe.

Worry Jokes More Worry Jokes

How do you know that someone likes to smoke weed?

Don't worry they'll tell you.

How can you tell if someone is a marathon runner?

Don't worry, they'll let you know.