How does an Eskimo build his house?

Igloos it together.

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Where are average things built?

In a satisfactory

Why did they build a shrine to karl marx in Japan?

Because he was a kami!

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How did Sarah Palin see Russia from her house?

She didn't, it was just an Aleutian.

How does a vampire clean his house?

With a victim cleaner.

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What do you get when you cross a mexican, a queer, and an eskimo?

A snow-blower that doesn't work.

What did the Eskimo say about the interface on his new iphone?

It was counter-inuitive.

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What do eskimos do when it gets cold?

They go into their igloos and sit around a candle. What do they do when it gets even colder They turn on the candle.

What do you call a smiley face if someone uses it that lives in an igloo?

An Eskimoji