What does an unfunny person tell a salad?

Teach me senpai!

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Why are MMA fighters told not to blow their nose when in a fight?

Oops, this was supposed to be for . There's no punch line!

What's the best way to make friends?

tell a woman you love her and she says "i think we're just friends..."

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What happened when the chef found a daddy long legs in the salad ?

It became a daddy short legs !

Why did the tomato blush?

It saw the salad dressing

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What do you call a lesbian with huge thumbs?

Well-endowed. http://img487.imageshack.us/img487/3628/ellenplaidshirt022ex9.jpg

What is the difference between leaves and a car?

One you brush and rake, the other you rush and brake.

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How do you teach your dog to roll over ?

Put him on fire.

What dance did the Rastafarian teach Ash Ketchum?

Dah okey pokey mon.