What does an unfunny person tell a salad?

Teach me senpai!

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What kind of joke do you tell to a vegetarian?

One they've never herbivore.

What do you tell a conductor when they lose control of their orchestra?

Go Bach and get a Handel on it!

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What is Shaun Morgan's favorite food?

Seether salad

What do you get when you put two different vinaigrettes in your salad?

Cross-dressing

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What does a networking robot say when returning from the bathroom?

Sorry, I http"

What's Quentin Tarantino's favorite place to visit?

http://www.wikifeet.com/

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What do you call people who teach their kids to use abstinence as birth control?

Grandparents.

Why Mathematics make you a Terrorist?

Because they teach what is the history of Al Gebra.