What does an unfunny person tell a salad?

Teach me senpai!

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What did off-center say to tilted?

I don't know either he told me to askew!"

How do you know if a guy has an asian wife?

He'll tell you.

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Why was the lettuce scared of the salad?

Cos.

What is Lil Wayne's favorite food?

Caesar salad

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What does an unfunny person tell a salad?

Teach me senpai!

What kind of currency do they use in space?

Starbucks

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What did you learn in school today Son: How to write Mother: What did you write?

Son: I don't know they haven't taught us how to read yet!

Who are you and how do you get the time and money?

Teach me.