What do you get when you put two different vinaigrettes in your salad?

Cross-dressing

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What is the difference between a sharply dressed man on a unicycle and a dully dressed man on a bicycle?

A tire.

Why don't Bond villains feel cold in the winter?

Because they dress in lairs.

Salad Jokes More Salad Jokes

Why did the salad cross the road?

To get away from the PETA convention.

How do you make a chicken salad?

Make a salad and give it to a chicken.