What do you get when you put two different vinaigrettes in your salad?

Cross-dressing

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What did the mayonnaise say to the man opening the fridge door?

Don't look. I'm dressing."

What's the difference between a formally-dressed man riding a unicycle and a casually-dressed man riding a bicycle?

Attire.

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What is Shaun Morgan's favorite food?

Seether salad

How do you make a chicken salad?

Make a salad and give it to a chicken.