What do you get when you put two different vinaigrettes in your salad?

Cross-dressing

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What is the difference between a sharply dressed man on a unicycle and a dully dressed man on a bicycle?

A tire.

How can we stop ISIS?

EUROPE: How can we save our economy AMERICA: What color is this dress !

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What is Lil Wayne's favorite food?

Caesar salad

Why did the lettuce blush?

Because he saw the salad dressing