Chicken sees a salad.
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Salad
Caesar salad
It saw the salad dressing
Cos.
Most people don't get angry when you toss a salad.
Because he saw the salad dressing
a salad-manager
Because it saw the salad dressing
Having to toss everyone's salad
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I feel a bit overdressed."
Me: Ice cream
Then I frown & order the soup.
Seether salad
Ceasar
Teach me senpai!
Lettuce Go!"
Make a salad and give it to a chicken.
A Salad-Mander! HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHILARIOUS
Cross-dressing
Me: (with a mouthful of salad topped with vinaigrette) I dunno.
Because burgers are$.99 and salads are $4.99
It's a salad for people who can't afford a house salad
A salad.
To get away from the PETA convention.
Olive Oil.
It became a daddy short legs !
Mr. Salad asks. She replies, "It doesn't matter to me, just be well dressed."
She's got a tampon behind her ear and she can't find her pen.
The size of the tip.
A2 Brute.
Caesar quickly before she gets away !
Lettuce alone, without dressing. I remembered this today from a joke book I had when I was a kid. Wasn't sure if it should be here or /r/dadjokes
Lettuce alone with no dressing.
Seizure salad.
A seizure salad.
A Quarter Pounder.
Lettuce alone!*
Soviet Onions.
Because one more would have been too farty.
Hey I didn't know we were pouring concrete today.
I always like to look surprised and whisper "you can see her too ".
Neither, it was the selfish Rooster that came first and the Hen never even finished.
because they're too poor to afford chairs.