Chicken sees a salad.
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Salad
Caesar salad
It saw the salad dressing
Cos.
Most people don't get angry when you toss a salad.
Because he saw the salad dressing
a salad-manager
Because it saw the salad dressing
Having to toss everyone's salad
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I feel a bit overdressed."
Me: Ice cream
Then I frown & order the soup.
Seether salad
Ceasar
Teach me senpai!
Lettuce Go!"
Make a salad and give it to a chicken.
A Salad-Mander! HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHILARIOUS
Cross-dressing
Me: (with a mouthful of salad topped with vinaigrette) I dunno.
Because burgers are$.99 and salads are $4.99
It's a salad for people who can't afford a house salad
A salad.
To get away from the PETA convention.
Olive Oil.
It became a daddy short legs !
Mr. Salad asks. She replies, "It doesn't matter to me, just be well dressed."
Because otherwise they'd be lizards.
A reptile dysfunction
Lettuce alone, without dressing. I remembered this today from a joke book I had when I was a kid. Wasn't sure if it should be here or /r/dadjokes
Lettuce alone, without dressing ...
Murphy asked Paddy, "What ringtone have you got " Paddy said, "I've never really looked, but probably light brown
He didn't want any glaze in the military
Because they can't dress themselves.
Chapped lips
Caesar!
I came. I saw. I concurred.
He couldn't afford better judgement I'll be here all day folks
With inflation raising the cost he couldn't afford it.
SEIZURE SALAD. I peed
Seizure Salad
Well she has to be hot. And well-rounded. And cheesy. Extra guac. Wait, wrong list, this is my Chipotle order.
What's the matter You look flushed!"