Chicken sees a salad.
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Salad
Caesar salad
It saw the salad dressing
Cos.
Most people don't get angry when you toss a salad.
Because he saw the salad dressing
a salad-manager
Because it saw the salad dressing
Having to toss everyone's salad
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I feel a bit overdressed."
Me: Ice cream
Then I frown & order the soup.
Seether salad
Ceasar
Teach me senpai!
Lettuce Go!"
Make a salad and give it to a chicken.
A Salad-Mander! HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHILARIOUS
Cross-dressing
Me: (with a mouthful of salad topped with vinaigrette) I dunno.
Because burgers are$.99 and salads are $4.99
It's a salad for people who can't afford a house salad
A salad.
To get away from the PETA convention.
Olive Oil.
It became a daddy short legs !
Mr. Salad asks. She replies, "It doesn't matter to me, just be well dressed."
Citric Flaccid
He's the one staring at YOUR feet when he talks
WHERE IS MY BABY ! Wait, do I have one of those DO I HAVE A BABY !
Stealing candy from a dead baby.
He was a chronic math-debater
He was having his mid life crisis!
They couldn't afford it.
With inflation raising the cost he couldn't afford it.
Because it's black. Sorry.
Who ordered the two jumbos?!"
Seizure Salad.
A seizure salad!
A chicken Caesar salad.
You stop milking the cow after ten years.
Attire