Chicken sees a salad.
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Salad
Caesar salad
It saw the salad dressing
Cos.
Most people don't get angry when you toss a salad.
Because he saw the salad dressing
a salad-manager
Because it saw the salad dressing
Having to toss everyone's salad
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I feel a bit overdressed."
Me: Ice cream
Then I frown & order the soup.
Seether salad
Ceasar
Teach me senpai!
Lettuce Go!"
Make a salad and give it to a chicken.
A Salad-Mander! HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHILARIOUS
Cross-dressing
Me: (with a mouthful of salad topped with vinaigrette) I dunno.
Because burgers are$.99 and salads are $4.99
It's a salad for people who can't afford a house salad
A salad.
To get away from the PETA convention.
Olive Oil.
It became a daddy short legs !
Mr. Salad asks. She replies, "It doesn't matter to me, just be well dressed."
Him: *texts* Horrible...I was tossing and turn- Me: *crawls out from under his bed* I KNOW, YOU POOR THING.
A YAAAARRRRGGGG!! Oh look a door.
Because they'd look stupid in anoraks !
You ask them to leave.
Iraq the dishes in the dish rack and Iran the dishwasher
A Redditor.
Everyone knows that the person who gave you the gift is Santa.
She has been talking nonstop for the last two days.
Join the Hare Force.
He was a chronic math-debater
8 Chainz frowned. "14 Chainz doesn't have time for
With a pair of Caesars...
Incognitoad.
Toad. Thanks, HammerElectionBeans for the edit.