How do you make a honeymoon salad?

Lettuce alone without dressing.

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What did the vinaigrette say to the refrigerator?

Close the door! I'm dressing!

What dressing would you like on your salad?

Me: Ice cream

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What do you get when you give a head of lettuce to an epileptic?

A seizure salad.

Why was the lettuce scared of the salad?

Cos.

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What is called a honeymoon salad?

Lettuce alone with no dressing.

How do you make a honeymoon salad?

Lettuce alone without dressing.