What's in a honeymoon salad?

Lettuce alone, without dressing ...

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Why does the Fonz dress up as an insect when going on a journey?

Because he wants to get from ayy to bee.

How did I get up here again?

This is fun, I'm fun. I'm dressed up like a bat."

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What sweetie?

Tell who what ! Me: Tell Taco Bell their cheese to lettuce ratio is way off..

What did the farmer say about his missing vegetables?

Lettuce pray they turnip.

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What is the recipe for honeymoon salad?

Lettuce alone, without dressing. I remembered this today from a joke book I had when I was a kid. Wasn't sure if it should be here or /r/dadjokes

What is called a honeymoon salad?

Lettuce alone with no dressing.