What's in a honeymoon salad?

Lettuce alone, without dressing ...

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Why do girls take 45 minutes to get dressed?

The only improvement you can make is getting undressed.

What is the difference between a well dressed man on a unicycle and a poorly dressed man on a bicycle?

A tire.

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What did the Bacon say to the Tomato?

What did Bacon say to Tomato? "Lettuce get together"

How do you make a honeymoon salad?

Lettuce alone without dressing.

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What is called a honeymoon salad?

Lettuce alone with no dressing.

What is the recipe for honeymoon salad?

Lettuce alone, without dressing. I remembered this today from a joke book I had when I was a kid. Wasn't sure if it should be here or /r/dadjokes