What's in a honeymoon salad?

Lettuce alone, without dressing ...

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Why did the surgeon refuse to dress for work?

He didn't want no scrubs

What do you instantly know about a well-dressed man?

A. His wife is good at picking out clothes.

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What do you get when you give a head of lettuce to an epileptic?

A seizure salad.

What's in a honeymoon salad?

Lettuce alone, without dressing ...

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What is the recipe for honeymoon salad?

Lettuce alone, without dressing. I remembered this today from a joke book I had when I was a kid. Wasn't sure if it should be here or /r/dadjokes

What is called a honeymoon salad?

Lettuce alone with no dressing.