What did the farmer say about his missing vegetables?

Lettuce pray they turnip.

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What do armed forces at sea feel when depressed?

The Navy blues What part of the Mac's desktop would seafarers miss when at sea for a loooong time The Dock

Why did the bat miss the bus?

Because he hung around for too long.

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What is the last thing a tossed salad says to itself before being devoured by a human?

A: Lettuce pray

What do you call a religious owl?

A bird of pray.

Farmer Jokes More Farmer Jokes

How did the farmer feel after he ripped his clothing?

Let's just say he felt overall sadness.

What is the definition of a farmer!?

Someone who is out-standing in his field!

Turnip Jokes More Turnip Jokes

What was the vegan rock band's first hit?

Lettuce turnip the beet!

What did the farmer say to Lil Jon?

Turnip for what

Lettuce Jokes More Lettuce Jokes

Why'd you get me carrots and lettuce?

Wait but that means-" *Hamster at home wearing glorious diamond earrings*

What is the recipe for honeymoon salad?

Lettuce alone, without dressing. I remembered this today from a joke book I had when I was a kid. Wasn't sure if it should be here or /r/dadjokes