What did the farmer say about his missing vegetables?

Lettuce pray they turnip.

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How do you know that an Asian has robbed your house?

Your mailbox is missing!

Why can't America ever win a chess tournament?

Because they're missing two towers

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What is the last thing a tossed salad says to itself before being devoured by a human?

A: Lettuce pray

Why did the eagle fly into the church?

It was a bird of pray

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What kind of jokes do farmers tell?

CORNY JOKES!!!

Why did the farmer take a milk bath?

Because he's too tall for a milk shower.

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What kinda vegetables like to party?

Lettuce turnip da beet!

What did the collard green do when his favorite song came on the radio?

He got turnip

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Why did the lettuce get arrested?

for disturbing the peas!

What did the vegetables say at the garden party?

Lettuce turnip the beet