Lettuce pray they turnip.
WIFE: THEY JUST DISAPPEARED! In other room *cat is furiously stuffing missing dog posters into paper shredder*
No-eye deer.
One has hope in her soul, The other has soap in her hole.
Diversion Mary
Deja Moo!
Because he was tired of the sigh-low.
Turnip for what
Lettuce turnip da beet!
Lettuce alone, without dressing. I remembered this today from a joke book I had when I was a kid. Wasn't sure if it should be here or /r/dadjokes
Cos.