What did the farmer say about his missing vegetables?

Lettuce pray they turnip.

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Why are Taylor Swift's songs always a hit?

WARNING POKEMON JOKE) Because swift never misses.

What does a parent say to their boy who keeps missing the toilet?

Urine trouble.

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What did the veggies say, as they sat down for supper?

Lettuce, pray."

What do you call it when you talk to God?

Praying. Now what do you call it when God talks to you? Schizophrenia, it's called schizophrenia.

Farmer Jokes More Farmer Jokes

Why did the farmer run through his fields with a steamroller?

Because he wanted mashed potatoes!!!!

How did the farmer feel after he ripped his clothing?

Let's just say he felt overall sadness.

Turnip Jokes More Turnip Jokes

What did the farmer say to Lil Jon?

Turnip for what

What do vegetables that go to college do on the weekends?

They Turnip

Lettuce Jokes More Lettuce Jokes

What's in a honeymoon salad?

Lettuce alone, without dressing ...

What vegetable has Avoidant Personality Disorder?

Lettuce alone!*