What did the farmer say about his missing vegetables?

Lettuce pray they turnip.

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When did you first miss it dear?

Professor: When I reached up to close it after the rain had stopped.

What does a parent say to their boy who keeps missing the toilet?

Urine trouble.

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What does Axl Rose do before he prays?

Gets down on his SHA-NA-NA-NA-NA-KNEES! KNEES!

What foreplay does the praying mantis girlfriend enjoys ?

Being given head.

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How does a farmer send messages?

By e-i-e-i-o-mail.

What do farmers give their wives on Valentine's Day?

Hog and kisses!

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What did the farmer say to Lil Jon?

Turnip for what

What do root vegetables do at tha club?

Turnip

Lettuce Jokes More Lettuce Jokes

What did the farmer say about his missing vegetables?

Lettuce pray they turnip.

What's in a honeymoon salad?

Lettuce alone, without dressing ...