What did the farmer say about his missing vegetables?

Lettuce pray they turnip.

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Miss Jokes More Miss Jokes

What do you call batman when he misses church?

Christian Bail

Why does a dog lick it's balls?

Because they're delicious. What? You've never tried them? You're missing out.

Pray Jokes More Pray Jokes

What do you call a group of Vigilante Aussie Nuns?

Birds of Pray

Who do Egyptians pray to when the public transportation breaks down?

Anubis (If you don't get it, say it slower.)

Farmer Jokes More Farmer Jokes

Why are farmers the best at what they do?

They are out standing in their field.

What's a catalyst?

It's how a farmer keeps track of his cows.

Turnip Jokes More Turnip Jokes

What do snotty vegetables do when they see something they don't like ?

They 'turnip' their noses.

What do root vegetables do at tha club?

Turnip

Lettuce Jokes More Lettuce Jokes

What was the vegan rock band's first hit?

Lettuce turnip the beet!

How do you make a honeymoon salad?

Lettuce alone without dressing.