What did the farmer say about his missing vegetables?

Lettuce pray they turnip.

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What do you call batman when he misses church?

Christian Bail

What did the anti-vaccer say to her son?

I miss you.

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What's the difference between a girl that's praying and a girl that's having a bubble bath?

One has hope in her soul, The other has soap in her hole.

Where do salt lovers go to pray?

OC The taberNaCl. (Sorry..) (X-posted to dad jokes.)

Farmer Jokes More Farmer Jokes

What job did the farmer give to his learning-disabled child?

Herder

What do you call a person who is outstanding in their field?

A farmer

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How do farmers party?

They turnip the beets!

What did the vegetable say to the dj?

lettuce turnip the beet

Lettuce Jokes More Lettuce Jokes

Why is lettuce my favorite vegetable?

Just cos.

What is the most common disease for lettuce?

Icebergers