What did the farmer say about his missing vegetables?

Lettuce pray they turnip.

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What was the Olympic lifter missing from his bar ?

Weight for it...

What do you call a terrorist who's missing an eye?

Him: I give up Me: A terrorst

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What does a noodle say after praying?

Ramen

Who should you pray to if you don't want the airplane that you are on to get diverted?

Diversion Mary

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Why does a farmer look out of his window in the morning?

A: Because he can't see through the wall.

Why don't dairy farmers wear flip flops?

Because they lactose.

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What do vegetables that go to college do on the weekends?

They Turnip

What vegetable parties the hardest?

A Turnip.

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What did the Bacon say to the Tomato?

What did Bacon say to Tomato? "Lettuce get together"

What did Bacon say to Tomato?

Lettuce get together!