What did the farmer say about his missing vegetables?

Lettuce pray they turnip.

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How do you get into these!?

Yo, evolution: You missed one..

Why do you never see any Stormtroopers as photographers?

They always miss the shot

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What is a hypocrite?

An atheist writer praying his book will sell.

What is the last thing a tossed salad says to itself before being devoured by a human?

A: Lettuce pray

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What did the field say to the farmer?

Plow Me!

What did the farmer say when he heard the town gossiping about his cornfield fire?

My ears are burning!"

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What did the carrot say when the last vegetable arrived at the party?

TURNIP

What kinda vegetables like to party?

Lettuce turnip da beet!

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What vegetable has Avoidant Personality Disorder?

Lettuce alone!*

What is the most common disease for lettuce?

Icebergers