What is the last thing a tossed salad says to itself before being devoured by a human?

A: Lettuce pray

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Human Jokes More Human Jokes

What does IS call the evolutionary theory that humans are descended from the ape family?

Boko Harambe

What does a sperm cell have in common with a lawyer?

Both have a one-in-a-million chance of becoming a human being.

Pray Jokes More Pray Jokes

Why are so many computer scientists atheists?

Because praying for a bug fix is guaranteed to fail.

What is the last thing a tossed salad says to itself before being devoured by a human?

A: Lettuce pray

Thing Jokes More Thing Jokes

Whats the last thing to go through the heads of the 9/11 jumpers?

Their knees

What do you call a pirate that sells things?

A sailor.

Devour Jokes More Devour Jokes

What is the last thing a tossed salad says to itself before being devoured by a human?

A: Lettuce pray

Why do we call lady parts beavers?

Because they devour wood.