What is the last thing a tossed salad says to itself before being devoured by a human?

A: Lettuce pray

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What do politicians and sperm have in common?

About 1 in every 600 million has a chance of becoming a human.

What is the last thing a tossed salad says to itself before being devoured by a human?

A: Lettuce pray

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Why is religion like mobile gaming?

Free-to-pray, pray-to-win.

What does Axl Rose do before he prays?

Gets down on his SHA-NA-NA-NA-NA-KNEES! KNEES!

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What's the first thing you know?

Old Jed's a millionaire.

Who invented the brush they put next to the toilet?

That thing hurts!

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What is the last thing a tossed salad says to itself before being devoured by a human?

A: Lettuce pray

Why do we call lady parts beavers?

Because they devour wood.