What is the last thing a tossed salad says to itself before being devoured by a human?

A: Lettuce pray

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Human Jokes More Human Jokes

What do cars and humans have in common?

We both burn gas.

What do politicians and sperm have in common?

About 1 in every 600 million has a chance of becoming a human.

Pray Jokes More Pray Jokes

What do you call a religious owl?

A bird of pray.

What's the difference between a girl that's praying and a girl that's having a bubble bath?

One has hope in her soul, The other has soap in her hole.

Thing Jokes More Thing Jokes

What's a rabbi's favorite type of bar?

It's sure as hell not a bar-mitzvah, those things are expensive.

Why does Islam get angry if you criticize their religion?

Im not sure they always seem to blow things up out of proportion.

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What is the last thing a tossed salad says to itself before being devoured by a human?

A: Lettuce pray

Why do we call lady parts beavers?

Because they devour wood.