What is the last thing a tossed salad says to itself before being devoured by a human?

A: Lettuce pray

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What's the similarity of a dough and a human?

If they are thick, they have a hard time to rise

What method did SFML perform when the Human lost to the AI?

Text.GetRect()

Pray Jokes More Pray Jokes

What's the difference between a praying nun and a girl taking a bath?

One has hope in her soul and the other has soap in her hole

What is the last thing a tossed salad says to itself before being devoured by a human?

A: Lettuce pray

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What's the difference between certain and uncertain?

Well, one things for sure

What's the difference between a terrorist and a feminist?

The terrorist needs a trigger to blow things up.

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Why do we call lady parts beavers?

Because they devour wood.

What is the last thing a tossed salad says to itself before being devoured by a human?

A: Lettuce pray