Who invented the brush they put next to the toilet?

That thing hurts!

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Thing Jokes More Thing Jokes

Why did the arborist plant new pine trees on their front lawn?

To spruce things up a bit.

What is the first thing off the truck at a trailer fire?

A: Lawn chair.

Toilet Jokes More Toilet Jokes

Why did Dory warn Nemo about escaping through the toilet?

Because it was a sewer side mission!

Why was the pencil in the toilet?

It was a No. 2.

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Why did God invent women?

You think he's gonna wash the dishes

Why did God invent shopping carts?

To teach women how to walk on their hind legs.

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What is white and hurts a homophobic man if it lands on him?

An airplane

How did the aliens hurt the farmer?

They trod on his corn.

Brush Jokes More Brush Jokes

Why does Wiz Khalifa brush his teeth?

Plaque and yellow, plaque and yellow, plaque and yellow.

What does AF mean?

After Flossing. Now go brush your teeth and they will be clean AF. Why do you ask 10: Mom said you were lazy AF.