Who invented the brush they put next to the toilet?

That thing hurts!

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What's the first thing the cannibal did after he dumped his girlfriend?

Wiped.

Why is it so difficult for people with breast cancer to remember things?

They have bad mammaries.

Toilet Jokes More Toilet Jokes

Why did Helen Keller scream?

Her parents left the plunger in the toilet.

How do you call an American that hasn't gone to the toilet in 7 days?

An American full of himself.

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Why is a toothbrush a "tooth" brush?

Cause it was invented in Alabama! Inspiration came from the comments(http://mobile.reuters.com/article/idUSKBN0GP1NS20140825 irpc=932)

What idiot invented fire blankets?

You'd think they'd be hot enough from the flames.

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What did one bolt of cloth say to the other bolt of cloth after hurting its feelings?

I'm sari.

Why couldn't the skeleton hurt itself?

Because it didn't have the nerves.

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What do you call it when you thrust a hairy pole in and out of your mouth, and at the end you spit out a white liquid?

Brushing your teeth!

Why did the dog have a gleam in his eye?

Someone bumped his elbow while he was brushing his teeth.