Who invented the brush they put next to the toilet?

That thing hurts!

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Thing Jokes More Thing Jokes

What do you call a person that raises the dead and also had a thing for napes?

A neck-romancer

What's the last thing you want to hear while using a urinal?

nice watch"

Toilet Jokes More Toilet Jokes

Why doesn't anyone in insert nations capital use the toilet in the morning?

So they have something to do at night.

What do you get if you cross a toilet with a pop singer ?

Loo-Loo !

Invent Jokes More Invent Jokes

Who invented the knock knock joke?

Two wee chaps

How about if I put a balloon over it?

Would you touch it then " -guy who invented condoms

Hurt Jokes More Hurt Jokes

What did the router say to the doctor?

It hurts when IP.

When a seeing eye dog poops, who cleans it up?

This is the kind of stuff that makes my head hurt.

Brush Jokes More Brush Jokes

How many pollocks does it take to paint a house?

1 to hold the brush and 1000 to turn the house!

What is the difference between leaves and a car?

One you brush and rake, the other you rush and brake.