What two things should people stop shaking because shaking hurts these things development?

Polaroid Integral Film and Babies

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Thing Jokes More Thing Jokes

What is mitosis?

Those are the things on the ends of my feetsis. Thought of this during my last bio exam.

What kind of animal can record video?

A cam-el. Get it, because a camera records things and a camel is a animal.

People Jokes More People Jokes

Why is a bad government like a bikini?

Because people marvel at what's holding it up. And they wish it would fall.

What do you call a theme park where people go to have selfies with chickens?

Pout-ry farm..

Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

What do you call a cow that stopped producing milk?

An udder failure.

How do you stop bacon from curling in the pan?

Take away their little brooms!

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

How are you baby?

I am in bed and thinking about you ... And you my dear - I am at a club ... And sitting right behind you!!

What do you get when you stab a baby with a knife?

An erection and a place to put it.

Shake Jokes More Shake Jokes

Who's there ! Amahl ! Amahl who ?

Amahl shook up !

How do you fit 4 guys on a bar stool?

Turn it upside-down. But how do you get them off Shake the stool. (OK, I'll leave now.)

Hurt Jokes More Hurt Jokes

What's the difference between a line dance instructor and a dentist?

A. A dentist lets you sit down while he hurts you.

What did they call the Pillsbury Doughboy after he hurt his leg?

Limp Biscuit

Development Jokes More Development Jokes

What did the mexican say when a development fell on him?

yo get off me, homes!

What's delaying the Polish space program?

A: Development of a working match.