What two things should people stop shaking because shaking hurts these things development?

Polaroid Integral Film and Babies

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What are you called if you are paid to be a thing?

A pro-noun!

What was the first thing Hellen Keller noticed at the beach?

The volleyball net.

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What if it all goes wrong and they clone millions of John Lennons?

Imagine all the people..

Why do some people dislike twitch chat?

It's just not their Kappa tea

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Why did the number of parking tickets spike after Persephone was carried off to the underworld?

Because Demeter stopped working.

How do you get a puppy to stay the same size forever?

You stop feeding it.

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Why can't we edit tweets?

Because if we could I would edit a tweet with 2,000 retweets to say "RT if you hate puppies and babies."

What is the hardest part of cutting a baby in half with a straight razor?

My erection.

Shake Jokes More Shake Jokes

How was the snow globe feeling after the storm?

A little shaken.

How many lawyers does it take to change a light bulb?

Three, one to climb the ladder, one to shake it, and one to sue the ladder company.

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What caveman say when he get hurt?

meow.

What does a bee say before it stings you ?

This is going to hurt me a lot more than it hurts you !

Development Jokes More Development Jokes

Why is Arrested Development funny?

Because the farce is strong with that one.

What's delaying the Polish space program?

A: Development of a working match.