What two things should people stop shaking because shaking hurts these things development?

Polaroid Integral Film and Babies

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What was the last thing that went through Paul Walker's mind before he died?

The windshield.

How do I stay humble?

Well, it's not easy, but I start by being generally bad at almost all things.

People Jokes More People Jokes

When people on Facebook say they lost their phone and need everyone's numbers again, I text them: "Guess who?

for 2 weeks.

How do you stop an Ethiopian tank with a gun?

Shoot the people pushing it.

Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

Why did the toilet paper stop crossing the road?

It got stuck in a crack.

How do you stop your water from running?

Stop paying the bill.

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

What do you call a group of babies?

an Infantry

What do you call a baby born at 4 months gestation?

Doesn't matter, still born.

Shake Jokes More Shake Jokes

What did the Pope say to the hot atheist girl?

Shake that blasphemy

What happens when the man shakes?

The windows milk shake!

Hurt Jokes More Hurt Jokes

How did the aliens hurt the farmer?

They trod on his corn.

I got hit in the head by a soda can, but it didn't hurt that much...

It was a soft drink.

Development Jokes More Development Jokes

What's delaying the Polish space program?

A: Development of a working match.

What did the mexican say when a development fell on him?

yo get off me, homes!