Who would you save first?

Wife asks her husband: Honey, If a lion attacks my mother and I, Who would you save first? Husband: Well, the lion!

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Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

Why do most car accidents happen when men are drunk?

Because their wives are driving.

What does a guy want more than anything in the world?

It doesn't matter. He has to ask his wife first.

Save Jokes More Save Jokes

How do you save a pirate's life?

C P Arrr!

Why do gangsters save so much money on clothes?

Cause all their pants are half-off

Ask Jokes More Ask Jokes

How many tourists does it take to change a lightbulb ?

A: Six: One to hold the bulb and five to ask for directions.

What did the Morman say when asked what kind of wives he wanted?

Brigham Young"

Lion Jokes More Lion Jokes

Why don't the zebra and the lion like to play cards in the prairie?

CAUSE THERE'S TOO MANY CHEETAHS!!!

What does it mean when a lion roars?

Shut up. The movie is about to start.

Husband Jokes More Husband Jokes

Whats the difference between a house cat and a polecat ?

How much their husbands make

Why do husbands typically die before their wives?

They want to.

Mother Jokes More Mother Jokes

What does a baby mouse say to its mother after seeing a bat?

Look mom, an angel!

Why was the little ink blot so unhappy?

Because his mother was in the pen, and they didn't know how long the sentence would be.

Attack Jokes More Attack Jokes

What do you do when attacked by a group if clowns?

Go for the juggler.

How did the obscene telephone caller get attacked by the Gorilla?

He made a mistake and dialled a preyer!

Honey Jokes More Honey Jokes

What did the Flower say to the Bees?

You know you want it, Honey"

What does a bee do with his stinger at night?

Put it in his honey.